100 best ripostes, turns of phrase, insults, bon mots, etc. on the Dope

[Harborwolf]

I’ve been fond of this one since I read it. From this thread.

@F. U. Shakespeare

More recently, Ted has embraced Christianity. I bet that after forgiving the sins of the guy who wrote “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”, Jesus had to take some time off.