But they’re still all good reasons.
(That’s ‘bum’ as in ‘anally ravish’, incidentally.)
Now … admittedly I am not the definite article on Mr. Willams’ anatomy and/or hairgrowth in his nether regions but I’m pretty sure the skin on his lower buttocks is far from smooth and actually more suitable to cleaning pots and pans than polishing your plums on.
Well, I’m sure that after some hours of rampant rectal ravage, Robin Williams’ lower buttocks will have had all their imperfections smoothened out and the skin will be as soft as a… baby’s… bottom…
Well, that wasn’t exactly a sterling piece of situational metaphorics…
For sopme reason I now feel the need for another shower.
He’s funny and he’s a RIOT but DAY-UM! He must be bummed, huh? MUST? Wonder how Robin would feel about that.
Now why did I read that as “burn”?
Me, too . . . “Well, all that hair would catch quickly” was my first thought.
Damn, Eve. That was my #1 thought too. Get a lit match too close and FOOMP!
I’m cancelling that trip to Denmark, thats for sure!
She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
I burning your Robin Williams
Are we all talking about the same Robin Williams? “Mork & Mindy”/“Popeye”/“Aladdin” Robin Williams?
I just want to make sure this isn’t some Australian Robin Williams who’s a cricket player or something.
Well, I thought it was RobbIE Williams when I started reading it. Somehow, it made so much more sense.