That’s right! In honor of my 1000th post, I’d like to offer each one of you a chance to drop your pants, put your elbows on the table, and ease back on my finger at your own pace!
OK, maybe not. I’ve had plenty of practice, though, as I’ve somehow managed to rotate through both the urology and proctology clinics already. I probably have more experience at the digital rectal exam* than anyone in my class at the moment. (However, I don’t think I’ve actually done a breast exam yet. Don’t worry, it’s coming up.)
Seriously, though, I’d like to thank everyone for being a part of this message board. I’ve learned more and met (in a manner of speaking) more interesting people here than I ever thought possible. Sure, it’s probably cost me a few GPA points, but who’s counting?
I’m sorry I’ve not posted more about my first few months of real medical experience. There are plenty of stories to tell, believe me. Maybe now that I’m moving out of medicine/surgery and on to some lighter rotations, I can get more of them down for posterity.
All right, you people with suggestive minds~MysterE is going to thumb through his absoulutely MARVELOUS novel in order to send it for my persusal. Get your collective minds out of the proverbial GUTTER! I mean, REALLY!
[sub]And, he is a dollface, too! this doesn’t hinder his ability to intrigue me![/sub]
My warped mind flashed on a scene from a movie (can’t remember the name - I think Burt Reynolds was in it) that featured a drunken proctologist being driven thru town in a van…
Uh, don’t mind me - happy 100, Doc… wanna check out my surgical scars?? hehehehe
So, what sorts of probes are you using for those rectal exams, DoctorJ? (I always liked Selmer myself, but the classical saxaphonists of my acquaintance swear by Buffets.)
