Headline: 14 strikeouts of Glavine in a futile pitchers’ duel
14 Keys of G in a Full Piano ?D?
14 Keys of G in a Forte Piano Duet?
14 kicks of a groin when mittu tells us he screwed up.
It doesn’t fit.
However, it does work…
So we can all agree that mittu should be banned if he doesn’t acquit himself over this right? This is like trolling to the nth degree.
Yeah but we wouldn’t get the prize money for solving it.
wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out to be a foreign language version of this style of puzzle…
Not too many foreign languages I know use the word “of”.
well if you’re going to be logical about it… 
Perhaps we could have a general amnesty for mittu, no harm no foul just tell us it was a typo or something. I’d really like to start living the rest of my life, at this point.
14 kinksters of Gor in a fully prepared dungeon?
14 Kings of Gondor in A* F* P* D*?
not half as funny as it would be if mittu came back with an answer that was totally obvious.
(I’m half-decent at these things. At least decent enough that it SEEMS like with other people, and finally using google, and wiki and conversion charts, etc. that we should have had it by now)
I don’t know why I keep wracking my brain about this; if no one else has gotten it there’s no way I would!!
ARG!
Not so much wracking my brain as just checking in every so often.
14 Kinds of Geek in a Funny, Pedantic Doper
I’m sure it’s irrelevant, but just in case
http://www.diamondhelpers.com/ask/0016-caratweight.shtml
The relationship between carat weight and points, since “fifty-point diamond” got stuck in my head.
I’m wondering if it’s an advertising slogan like “14 kinds of goodness in a Frootee Pie Deluxe”. It might not be an American product which would explain why it would be unknown in the US but considered an easy riddle in its home country.
I was thinking the same thing. However usually proper nouns are capitalized (or in Britain, “capitalised”) in this type of puzzle, so something like “2 scoops of raisins in Kellogg’s Raisin Bran” would be expected to be posed as “2 s of r in K R B”.
I hope Mittu the Disappearer did not neglect proper capitali[s]ation in his OP!
Even so I have not come up with anything, but you are right, it might be a British product that we Statesiders would have precious little chance of matching up.