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[Smeghead]

@jtgain

Now, I’ve always hated the use of this word in advertising. IMO, if you say that something is free, then hand it over. If I have to take any steps to get what you say is “free”, then it is no longer free.

That got me dangerously close to ranting about grocery store loyalty cards. I need to go punch puppies until I calm down.

[King_Friday]

@Merijeek

So, they’d come up to the register with a bottle of “Tide Free” and I would get to explain to some nice little old woman who spoke pretty much no English that “free” didn’t mean “free”.

-Joe

Wasn’t that a joke in Back To the Future with the Pepsi Free?