McSweeney’s has a funny article translating rap lyrics into… dated vernacular. I seem to recall that we’ve done something similar here in the past.
I am embarrassed to admit that I can’t place some of the lyrics. I’ve got (spoilered in case people want to try to figure them out themselves) “I Wish”, “Baby Got Back”, “Whoomp, There it is”, and of course “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” but I can’t figure out the others. Little help?
The first one is, of course, chilled water, young infant.
With respect to the third one, This is something for which you may have difficulty experiencing physical contact.
I think the fifth one is produced by a fabrication plant owned by Messrs. Robert Clivillés **and **David Cole. If my hypothesis is correct, the objective is mass perspiration.
:smack:
How could I have missed 1 and 3! I’ve never really listened to the lyrics of 5, so I’m not surprised that I missed it. The 4th?
It’s probably bad that I know this as a 4chan meme.