Ok, I got three chicken pies here, a keg and an assortment of those yummy Danish cookies. You know, the kind that comes in the little tins with all kinds of different cookies in it?
Did I hear deviled eggs? Excuse me while I wolf down a dozen or so. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oooh! Pineapple (old lady ) casserole! I love that stuff! Look! Banana Pudding, and ribs! woohoo!
Pardon me while I load up a plate or three 
:Evil grin:
Pssst… Krisfer… Lowers voice dramatically
[sub]Meow meow scratch meow Monstre meow meow meow grab lasagna meow meow meow… Got it? Goooood…[/sub]
Starts walking casually towards Swampbear’s chicken pies, eyes fixed on Monstre
Walks into a pie
SPLAT! :smack:
Sits down, still watching Monstre, to lick herself clean
Pie gooood… Mmmm, pie…
Would you be willing to share your recipe?
er… could I have a slice without piss, please?
Meow Cougarfang … purrrrrrr
twines around Monstre Meow meow nice man… meow
mmmm tastes good… meow meow…
helps lick Cougarfang clean
Monstre, wicked pisser means “better than kick-ass.”
Woooosh?
(I got it… 'Twas a joke… 
)
::: holding out some chunks of lasagna as a peace offering :::
::: Monstre wonders if he should help lick Cougarfang clean, as well :::
rubs along Monstre’s side
ooo LASAGNA! big gooey lick up his face
Did I mention this cat is female???
::: reaches for yummy jambalaya and gumbo :::
GROWRF! ::: slips on banana pudding SPLAT:::
::: “accidentally” gets lasagna on own face :::
Oh, what a clumsy Monstre am I…
::: takes a bite of jambalaya and watches approching felines :::
mmmm lasagna… jambalaya… gumbo… purrrrrrr
definately like a messy eater… lick…
mmmm purrrrrr