2 Truths / 1 Lie III

[lswote]

mega the roo:

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1. I’ve lit my backyard on fire.
2. I’ve never lived in the same house for more than two years.
3. I’ve been worked on twice by a plastic surgeon.
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I say the lie is #1. I think you made that one up from watching “Muriel’s Wedding”.

[lswote]

the Scarlet Pimpernel:

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1. My uncle was the prime minister of Denmark.
2. At the age of 12 I had to wear a DD bra.
3. For a while I earned my living by busking.
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If #2 is true can you either tell me if you’re married or give me your phone number? And what the hell is busking?

[lswote]

Omniscient:

lswote:

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[ol]
[li]My ex-wife was almost 30 years younger than me.[/li][*\ My ex-wife was groped by a major motion picture star.
[li]I was never hen-pecked or told what to do by my ex-wife even once in my entire marriage.[/li][/ol]
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Iswote: 3

Nope. Wrong guess.

[lswote]

Omniscient:

lswote:

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[ol]
[li]My ex-wife was almost 30 years younger than me.[/li][li]My ex-wife was groped by a major motion picture star.[/li][li]I was never hen-pecked or told what to do by my ex-wife even once in my entire marriage.[/li][/ol]
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Iswote: 3

Nope. Wrong guess.

[Poto]

Scarlet: #1 is the lie.

[Silo]

1. I have a large unit

2. I slept with a porn star

3. I am romantic

[pldennison]

Hmmm . . . let’s make this challenging . . .

1. I participated in my college commencement ceremonies, but never actually completed my final ten credit hours.

2. I have appeared in public several times in very convincing female garb.

3. I have changed my last name twice.

[Suo_Na]

Let’s see if you can get this one:

1. People regularly think I’m fifteen years younger than I really am.

2. I have better than 20/20 vision.

3. I have a 24 inch waist, and eat all the chocolate and butter I want.

[Odieman]

Silo: The lie is # 3 you are romatic. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from your persona(s).

Mega I’d say #2.
1:) I threw the current premier of Saskatchewan, Roy Romanow, in a lake.
2:) I made Prince Phillip laugh.
3:) Prime Minster Trudeau thought I was a french-canadian hockey player

[the_Scarlet_Pimpernel]

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And what the hell is busking?
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Street performing.

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Scarlet: #1 is the lie.
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Sorry, sunbear. Kind of a trick answer, but technically true.

[Rodd_Hill]

**1. I dated NHL Star Cam Neely’s sister in high school;

2. I have had sex in the top of a lighthouse;

3. My first taste of malt whisky was from a British Army Field-Marshal.**

[lswote]

Folks, this thread hasn’t been added to for a couple days, so I think it is time to tell which one was the lie.

lswote said:

[QUOTE]
[ol][li]My ex-wife was almost 30 years younger than me.[/li][li]My ex-wife was groped by a major motion picture star.[/li][li]I was never hen-pecked or told what to do by my ex-wife even once in my entire marriage.[/ol][/li][/QUOTE]

lie is #1

[Zyada]

1. I’ve showered with a nude Elvis impersonator
2. I have a collection of 8+ dildos, one of which is named PeeWee
3. I dated a person who had been convicted (correctly) of murder. The odd part of this is that I knew about the conviction at least two years before we started dating.

[Viscera]

1. I have worked with Tom Skilling, and played basketball with Dan Roan (all you non-Chicagoans, ah well).
2. I got thrown off a CTA bus going 30mph.
3. I have never been to a Cubs game.

[mega_the_roo]

Good plan, lswrote.

1. I’ve lit my backyard on fire.
2. I’ve never lived in the same house for more than two years.
3. I’ve been worked on twice by a plastic surgeon.

1. I have indeed done this. Not entirely on purpose, but I did it nonetheless.
   2. I’ve lived in the same house all my life, so EIN! This would be the lie.
2. I had reconstructive surgery done to my face when this happened. The second time was a year ago when I had some work done to minimize the scar.

[Strider]

OK, I think a lotta people aren’t playing the game they are supposed to. Ya answer, then ya give. Anyway, here’s my guess’ (If it says FINAL then that is the real lie):

OpalCat             3  FINAL
ChrisCTP            3  FINAL
Surgoshan           3
BurnMe Up           3
Prairie Rose        3  FINAL
DAVEW0071           3
neuro-trash grrrl:  3
Mad Poet            3
Swimming Riddles:   2
Slythe              2 FINAL
Mullinator          2
Rosethorn           3
Biggirl             2
Max Tourque         3
Zico                3 FINAL
Annie-Xmas          3
Iswrote             1 FINAL
Geobabe             3
mega the roo        2 FINAL (that was a DISGUSTING picture)
CanadianSue         3
Omniscient          3
Homer               1,3
Scarlet Pimp        3
sunbear             5
matt_mcl            3
Ahunter3            3
Milossarian         2
Silo                1
Pldennison          3
Suo Na              3
Odieman             3
Rodd Hill           2
Zyada               2
Viscera             3

Sorry if I forgot anyone. And now that everyone has been guessed, how 'bout some answers? Oh, and if anyone knows of a better way to make everything line up like that, could ya tell me? That was the best I could do quickly.

-N

[Odieman]

1 I threw the current premier of Saskatchewan, Roy Romanow, in a lake.
2 I made Prince Phillip laugh.
3 Prime Minster Trudeau thought I was a french-canadian hockey player

The lie is number 1. Roy wimped out. I did throw former Premier Allan Blakeney into a lake.

2. When the constitution was returned to Canada the Queen and Prince Phillip were on a walkabout. Everybody was saying “God Save the Queen.” I said, “And Prince Phillip too!”. He laughed. Cosidering future revelations about his sense of humour I’m not that proud of that.
3. True. I went to university in Ottawa and one of our floor mates went to school with the son of the Solicitor-General (Equivalent to the Attorney General) of the time Bob Kaplan. The friend got us passes to the House of Commons (H of C)and he arranged a meeting with Bob Kaplan. We went to the lobby of the H of C and waited for Mr. Kaplan. Prime Minister Trudeau came out of the House surrounded by the usual horde of reporters and he started walking towards us. We backed up to let him pass and he kept walking towards us. We backup untill we were standing next to a balcony and Trudeau kept coming towards us. He stopped, shook our hands and started speaking French to us. Luckily one of us knew enough French to understand him and to explain to him that we weren’t who he was looking for. He switched to English and he said 'Oh, you aren’t a hockey team from Hull. We said no and he left. Later on we noticed a group of considerably more athletic looking guys peering anxiously around the H of C lobby.
   Keith

[Milossarian]

I said:

1. I was lead singer for a band that was the opening act for '80s metal gods Quiet Riot.

2. A Most Valuable Player winner for the National Hockey League hung out with me for a couple hours once.

3. I almost had something go VERY wrong my first (and last) time skydiving.

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1. Yep. Twice. They were pretty washed up by then, though. Lead singer Kevin DuBrow must have went to the Hair Club for Men, because all of a sudden he’s got a big bushy mane. They were jerks.

2. Yep. Detroit Red Wing Sergei Fedorov (who has won the Hart Trophy as the NHL’s most valuable player) once watched my band play. Stayed the whole night, as did former Wings goalie Tim Cheveldae. I sat with Fedorov, had a couple beers and shot the bull a couple times throughout the evening.

3. The lie. I’ve never been skydiving. Would like to try it, though.

As for my guesses on some of the recent other ones:

Rodd Hill - 1
Zyada - 3
Viscera - 3

[h_thur]

Madpoet 3, maybe you could self fellate, but not fellatate.

My truths/lie:

1. Had a threesome with 2 heterosexual males.
2. I think Tom Cruise is attractive.
3. Had a friend who was held hostage by a satanist.

[h_thur]

Madpoet 3, maybe you could self fellate, but not fellatate.

My truths/lie:

1. Had a threesome with 2 heterosexual males.
2. I think Tom Cruise is attractive.
3. Had a friend who was held hostage by a satanist.