20 minutes and you’re finished with your prostitute already? Why not just masturbate?

In My Humble Opinion
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MPISMS always seems kinda G-Rated to me, so to avoid offending the bunnies and kittens crowd I will justify putting this in IMHO by both sharing my opinion at the end of the story as well as asking that respondents share opinions as well.

I have worked the graveyard shift at various hotels cumulatively for many years now. I’ve no doubt that on many occasions there have been visits from prostitutes that have gone completely unnoticed by me.

However, on the occasions when I have noticed visiting prostitutes, my assessment of the situation has always been such that I have been absolutely certain about being correct in such assessment. “Absolutely certain?” you say? “But, beinville, in the very next sentence you are going to say you can’t know for sure. How can you be absolutely certain of something you don’t know for sure?” O.K. I don’t know for sure, but my level of certainty has exactly the same strength of confidence as if I did know for sure.

The “beinville is Absolutely Certain” Scenario.
[ul]
[li]The John is a Walk-In Guest (arrives without a reservation) OR is a Same-Day Reservation arriving shortly after having called to make the reservation.[/li][li] A late night incoming phone call, a woman asks to be connected to Room # such and such. I tell her I need her to tell me the guest’s name before I can connect the call. She tells me the name, the name matches the room number she had given me, I connect the call.[/li]- what she is doing here: She wants to verify before coming out that the John is there and is registered and that the room to which he is registered matches the room number he gave her. She knows that at 3am I am not going to connect a call to a room unless the caller asks for the guest by name (people often call thinking they have the right room number but are wrong, sometimes even calling the wrong hotel). She asks for the room number because she knows I’ll ask the guest’s name- she can’t first ask for the guest by name then ask the room number, she knows I won’t give out a guest’s room number. Asking for the room number prompting me to ask her the guest’s name is how she gets both items of information connected and verified.
[li] About an hour after the incoming phone call, a woman and a man arrive together. They are polite when greeted but walk through the lobby wishing to otherwise attract no attention.[/li][li] I later notice the man who accompanied the woman standing outside the door to the room of the Walk-In guest who had received the phone call.[/li][li] Sometime later, still during my shift, the woman leaves accompanied only by the man who arrived with her, the man who had been standing in the hallway outside the door to the room of the Walk-In guest who had received the phone call.[/li][/ul]

Never have I assessed a woman as being a prostitute based on how she looked. Never has a woman assessed by me as being a prostitute ever looked, in her physical appearance and presentation, suspiciously like she might be a prostitute.
Because of my level of confidence that I have correctly assessed the situation, I will present this story referring to the hotel guest as The John, the visiting woman as The Prostitute, and the man accompanying the prostitute as The Security.

The Story:

The John arrived without a reservation at 3am and got a room. On this particular occasion there was not the typical incoming phone call. At about 4am a woman and a man arrived. They returned my greeting but otherwise just walked straight to the elevator. Because there was no “Prostitute Phone Call” I did not assume this woman was a prostitute. I just figured they were guests.

I will interject here that the woman was very beautiful (not always the case with prostitutes). She looked to be about 23 or 24. In both her demeanor and her manner of dress, she presented herself and presented her physical beauty in such a way that you would be perfectly comfortable having her at your mother’s 4th of July family get-together, and in fact you would proud to introduce her to dear sweet mom.

Very shortly afterwards, I see from the hallway security camera the gentleman who had just walked in with the woman. The woman is not with him. He is standing by the door to the room of the 3am Walk-In guest. I look back at the security camera monitor every now and then and see that the man is still standing by the door. Just standing there. At this point, I know what is up.

Then, about 20 minutes after they had first arrived, The Prostitute and The Security return to the lobby by way of the elevator and they leave.

20 minutes!!!

20 freaking minutes!!!

Now, perhaps you are wondering, “beinville, does it surprise you that a guy can ejaculate in less than 20 minutes???”

No, not at all. I am perfectly aware of how quickly ejaculation can be achieved in the proper circumstances.

What is ridiculous to me (and here I take the Thread into IMHO Territory) is that this guy scheduled a prostitute, waited for her for at least an hour, paid god-knows-how-much money, and he only kept her for 20 minutes. If all he wanted was to ejaculate, he could have achieved that on his own- no need for a prostitute. If you’re going to spend the money and book a session with a real live woman and wait an hour for her to get there, then take some time to enjoy the experience of having the company of a woman. If you just want an orgasm in less than 20minutes, then why not just masturbate?

Now certainly cost may have been a factor. Maybe he would have loved to have had her for longer, but her rate was just too much for him. If the cost was factor that influenced the brevity, then you gotta figure it was a cost that dug into a significant chunk of this guy’s budget for nonessentials. This is not me knocking the guy as a broke-ass punk. Truly, I am sure this woman’s rate would be well beyond my own entertainment budget. But, really, if you are wanting to spend time with a prostitute and you can’t afford to really spend some quality time, just tell yourself it ain’t in the cards for you right now. Close your eyes, construct a nice little fantasy and masturbate.

I certainly understand the idea of a prostitute being someone who you pay not for sex, but rather pay to leave after sex. I realize there are plenty of guys who really like the fact that after the sex is done, the woman goes away. But, really. Come on. 20 minutes??? Again, this was a very beautiful woman. Hell, I’d want to spend a good chunk of time just enjoying the sight of her naked body. A woman this beautiful comes to your room to have sex with you and you don’t want her for, c’mon, an hour at least?

20 minutes? Really, if 20 minutes is all you want, just masturbate.

Opposing viewpoints?
Anyone agree?

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Maybe she gives one hell of a blowjob.

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A. She had mad skillz.
B. He wanted the best, but could only afford 20 minutes of the best.
or
C. He fell asleep after waiting so long.

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What makes you think that the guy meant to be done in 20 minutes?

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You must not drive around much. Or live in Mayberry.

As for a “womans company” for the sake of company I suspect many prostitutes aren’t really engaging “lets just hang around and chat” material. Not to mention they probably charge for it as well. Time is money honey.

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Is it common in America that people can just go into hotels during the night, and go to any room they please?

Over here, there is generally a doorman or porter who has to unlock the doors for you to enter, but you only get in on presentation of a room key (proving you are actually a guest).
I would bet that people over here bring prostitutes to hotels as well, I wonder how they actually get in?

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The same can be said for most sex acts with a non-prostitute, if you take out the foreplay and cuddling. I’m guessing foreplay and cuddling aren’t the goals of most men that hire a pro. And of course, I’m sure the cost becomes higher the longer it takes.

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I hear having sex with an actual person, however briefly, is more enjoyable than having sex with your hand.

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What a pointless rigmarole. Get brothels.

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I LOLed. Oh, I surely did.

ETA: And the Google ad offered to fix me up with a Chronic Pain message board…:dubious:

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Believe everything you hear, do you? :wink:

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My hand is part of an actual person…
:slight_smile:

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Do you know how long it takes me to prepare Thanksgiving dinner?

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Most people who see a prostitute do so for the “thrill of the hunt” more than ejaculation, chat, or whatever. You were able to buy a woman, you were able to screw her, you are man. Roar. If you’re of the intent to act like that, as soon as the woman enters, you’re going to want to throw her on the bed and get to work. Cave men don’t do foreplay and they don’t chat. They see, they want, they take. But of course that means that you’re going to have ejaculated pretty quick and maintaining a caveman persona past that – limp dick and all – is going to be hard to accomplish.

Of the full 20 minutes, it’s a decent bet that the last 10 is just paying up and letting her get cleaned up in the bathroom. Probably everything ended within 5-10 minutes of her entering the door.

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A prostitute descended on me once for 20 minutes…

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Big city fancy hotels may be different, but in most hotels, yes. You just walk in the front door and take the elevator to whatever room you want. You may need a room key for other doors.

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My birthday was Tuesday. My lover and I managed to both get off in just about exactly 20 minutes in between when I got home from work and when I had to leave for my class. I quote him, “I don’t know whether to be proud of myself or ashamed of myself.” :smiley:

We opted for a round two to avoid any potential shame and save his delicate male ego. :cool:

In regard to the OP, uhh… :confused: I dunno.

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It depends on the hotel and the area. I’d say yes, in most hotels I’ve stayed in, you can just walk in.

In some cases, there is a security person standing at the doors wanting to see a key, but I’ve never seen them actually confirm that the key is valid or even look at it closely; it would be trivial to get an old key and use that to get in. I’ve also stayed in hotels where certain parts of the hotel (e.g. the elevator for the suites, when it’s separate) are guarded by someone who wants to see a key (though, again, they never seemed to look at it very closely). And some hotels require a key to operate the elevator, sometimes only for certain floors.

I can’t remember ever encountering a hotel where the outer doors were actually locked and required someone to let you in. Getting to a specific room could be somewhat harder if the elevator needs a key, but unless you look really suspicious (or show up when the place is totally dead), it would be very easy to just follow someone up.

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Reminds me of a joke.

A cowboy hires a prostitute and tells her that he hasn’t been with a woman for a month. They get to his hotel room where he starts masturbating like a mofo. She looks and him and says “What the hell are you doing?” To which he replies:

You don’t think you’re getting the easy one, do you?

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Yeah, in just about every hotel I’ve ever been in you just walk in and make your way to the room you want. Rarely I’ve had to be buzzed in a front door first, but even after that I was free to go where I wanted to.