20 Qs: What did I throw through my kitchen window?

Was it something that you wouldn’t expect to damage the wall?

Was it of animal origin?

Was it still packaged or could it have been eaten right off the floor?

  1. No.
  1. Yes.
  1. No.
  1. The latter.

5 Qs Left!

Was it fruit?

a doughnut/roll/pastry of some sort?

  1. Yes.

So it’s a piece of fruit with a radius of 4-5", eh? Was it a melon?

  1. No.

Was it an apple?

A Banana?

No. And I should say the diameter was 4-5". My apologies. Free question.

a grape?

20 questions really only works if you answer one question at a time. Otherwise, you end up answering questions that have already been logically eliminated.

That said, I’m guessing banana. He said everyone laughed, and bananas are intrinsically humorous.

  1. No.
  1. YES!!! I threw a freakin’ banana, and now we have to spend $250 to replace the freakin’ window. :smack: :stuck_out_tongue:

Well done, Dopers!

And Finagle explained it.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

I have to say, I really liked this game of 20 Questions. It had a certain … appeal. :: d&r ::

Well, if it was a mooshy ripe banana, that’s one thing; a hard green banana isn’t too surprising that it went through a window, I guess . . .

But that was what would make it funny