2010 Summer Movie Schedule: What are you seeing?

So what do you plan to see?

The Schedule

May 7
Iron Man 2

May 14
Robin Hood
Letters to Juliet
Just Wright

May 21
Shrek Forever After
MacGruber

May 28
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Sex and the City 2
Micmacs
Survival of the Dead

June 4
Killers
Get Him to the Greek
Marmaduke
Splice

June 11
The A-Team
The Karate Kid

June 18
Toy Story 3
Jonah Hex

June 25
Grown Ups
Knight and Day

June 30
Twilight Saga: Eclipse

July 2
The Last Airbender
Twelve

July 9
Despicable Me
Predators
The Kids Are All Right

July 16
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Inception

July 23
Salt
Dinner for Schmucks
Ramona and Beezus

July 30
Get Low
Charlie St. Cloud
I Love You Phillip Morris
Beastly
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

August 6
The Other Guys
Step Up 3-D

August 13
Eat Pray Love
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Expendables
Tales from Earthsea

August 20
Takers
Nanny McPhee Returns
The Switch
Lottery Ticket

August 27
Piranha 3-D
Going the Distance
The Last Exorcism
Centurion

September 3
Machete
Born to Be a Star

I definitely plan to see these movies in theaters:

Iron Man 2 - The trailer’s not as impressive as the original, but it still looks great.

The A-Team - They’re in a tank in a plane. The plane gets shot down by a jet. They use the tank to shoot down the jet as they parachute to earth. Oh holy fuck yes!

Predators - Nothing tops Ahh-nuld and Jesse Ventura, but this looks fantastic. And I trust Robert Rodriguez.

The Expendables - Sly, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Ahh-nuld, Dolph Lundgren and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The world is not ready for such cinematic awesomeness.

Machete - Wait, I was wrong. The world isn’t ready for this. But I am. I’d machinegun a Girl Scout troupe to see this movie!

Scott Pilgrim for sure, even though I think Michael Cera was pretty badly miscast.*

Other than that: Iron Man 2, Despicable Me, Inception, Toy Story 3, maybe Dinner for Schmucks, maybe The Switch. Probably whatever else garners surprisingly positive buzz as well.

*In the books, the hallmark of Scott’s immaturity (and his character) is how delightfully, randomly outraged he gets at the mundanities of life…he’s not some low-key, passive aggressive Paulie Bleeker. Unlike a lot of people, I like Michael Cera’s thing, but I can’t see him doing random outrage particularly well. Still, Edgar Wright is a genius, and Bryan O’Malley was extensively involved in the making of the film, so I have high hopes that it will approach the sublime brilliance of the comic even despite its lead. And I heartily encourage anyone who might enjoy comics, humor, well-constructed narratives, or awesome things to read the Scott Pilgrim books: it’s basically Toronto slacker manga with rock bands and ninjas, constructed loosely around the conceit that life is a video game. Sooo fantastic.

Top of the list is definitely Inception, Christopher Nolan’s follow-up to The Dark Knight. Trailers 1 and 2

Toy Story 3 is also probably the only other real certainty, but I suspect I’ll end up seeing around 1/4 of them, mostly because I work in the industry and usually can catch all the major tentpole flicks for free. Trailers that I enjoyed, casts that I’m enthusiastic about, or concepts that pique my morbid curiosity include: Predators, Knight and Day, The Kids are Alright, Micmacs, The Other Guys, Salt, The A-Team, Machete, MacGruber.

Ones I will absolutely positively not see: The Shrek, Twilight, and S&tC sequels. And I won’t see any of the films listed in the OP in 3-D.

May 7
Iron Man 2

May 14
Robin Hood
May 28
Survival of the Dead

June 4
Killers

June 11
The A-Team

June 18
Toy Story 3

August 13
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Expendables
Man, July is going to suck!

I probably won’t see anything in theatres (not that all of them would come round here anyway), but here are the ones I’ll probably end up with on DVD eventually:

Iron Man 2
Robin Hood
Micmacs
Splice
The A-Team
The Last Airbender
Twelve
The Kids are Alright
Inception
Ramona and Beezus
Beastly
Step-Up 3-D
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Expendables
Takers
Piranha 3-D

I may be the only one to admit it, but I bet I’m not the only one who is going to eventually see Step Up 3-D

As for the rest, is there a site that list summaries? I don’t know what at least a third of these movies are about.

This AV Club article has synopses and trailers for most of them.

Awesome, thanks!

avatar - last airbender
toy story 3 (begrudgingly probably)
expendables

I don’t go to the cinemas anymore, except on very rare occasions. I only went three times last year. The only one I will probably see this year is Toy Story 3

But here are those I will likely get on DVD, depending on eventual public popularity.

Iron Man 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
The A-Team
Toy Story 3
Knight and Day
The Last Airbender
Predators
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Predictably, mostly all epic visual effects films.

Iron Man 2
Robin Hood
Toy Story 3
Jonah Hex

The Jonah Hex trailer looks really bad. Really really bad. Like Wild Wild West bad.

(And I keep forgetting: is Jonah Hex a Josey Wales ripoff, or is Josey Wales a Jonah Hex ripoff? IIRC, the two characters entered the culture at about the same time, with about the same backstory.)

Iron Man 2
Splice (depending on reviews, and how bad the movie science is)
Inception (maybe… if we ever learn what it’s about)

Other than that? Umm… Count me as underwhelmed.

Thanks for the summary, Justin_Bailey!

Iron Man 2 I have watched. It’s worth watching.

My list would include Prince of Persia. I’ve never watched the original Toy Story and it sequel, so I be passing on Toy Story 3. Other than that, I have not caught trailers for the others on list, so I’m not sure.

If past performance predicts future results, none. I have been to the theater a whopping two times since 2008. I haven’t even heard of most of these. Based entirely on the titles, though, Piranha 3-D sounds awesome. I’m pretty sure 3-D piranhas are exactly what I need in my life.

There’s going to be a Marmaduke movie? You’re shitting me.

Ones that I’m excited enough about that I’d like to see at the theater:

Iron Man 2
The Last Airbender
Inception
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Expendables

Iron Man 2 - already seen it.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
The A-Team
Toy Story 3
The Last Airbender
Predators
The Expendables

All of these I’ll see, if the reviews are good.

Wow. What a shitty summer, movie-wise.

So, what will I be seeing this summer? Definitely Iron Man 2. Possibly Robin Hood. Toy Story 3, most definitely. Possibly Jonah Hex. Definitely both Inception and The Expendables. Possibly Centurion.

ETA: I’m also gonna go out on a limb and say that Robin Hood will be the summer’s first big bomb. Don’t get me wrong. Russell Crowe is my absolute favorite actor working today, and Ridley Scott’s a hell of a director. It’s just that the trailers make this project look very been there, done that.

Timely, huh? :rolleyes: