Obama says “State of the Union.”
Vice President Joe Biden makes a funny face behind him.
Obama mentions Cuba, the Iran deal or job growth as examples of his successes.
The camera shows a politician you don’t recognize (but probably should).
He talks about income inequality, prison reform or tuition-free college.
First lady Michelle Obama looks fabulous in the crowd.
Something happens and you think, “well, that’s going to be a GIF.”
Obama addresses terrorism, North Korea or the Islamic State group.
Obama says his favorite phrase, “let me be clear.”
House Speaker Paul Ryan rolls his eyes behind the president.
Obama rejects the notion that he is a lame duck.
Obama references the 2016 presidential race in neutral-but-kind-of-dismissive terms.
Obama makes a dad joke.
The screen shows Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who refused to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.
Obama gets fired up or emotional over his plan to curb gun violence.
Only half of the congressional attendees applaud.
Obama makes a “Hamilton” reference.
The camera shows Sasha and Malia Obama looking bored.
Biden tries to whisper a joke to Ryan and gets shot down.
Obama jokes about the inept Secret Service.
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dozes off.
And finish your drink if…
Obama announces he’s so fed up with GOP front-runner Donald Trump that he’s running for a third term.