2022 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

Wow. I had no idea he was 66, but it makes sense. Been Batman for about 30+ years.

I haven’t seen anything about his health but when he briefly played old Batman on the CW crossover event I thought he looked very sickly and a lot older than that.

Warhol, Dali, Devine, Tiny Tim, now Gallagher; another one felled by the curse of Weird, Al Yankovic’s biopic. How many more must die. The horrors.

I recall him being very funny, up until the watermelon thing. But I was just as kid. I’d have to re-watch, and I ain’t gonna do that.

He was a silly fucker, there.

for adult-types, the titration of ethyl alcohol is the deciding factor

I found funny a routine he did some years ago. He was fishing in his box of stuff and found a light rope. He started hauling it out of the box hand over hand as he said, “Yanno, we’ve got a baby now. Heh, that’s a laugh 'cause the baby’s got us.”

A boat anchor with a diaper on it emerged from the box and he presented it. “This is a baby. ‘Hey, Gal, let’s go to Las Vegas. I’ll pay the airfare and the hotel – it’ll be a blast!’”

He started swinging the anchor while saying, “Oh, no, we can’t go to Vegas because we’ve got a baby!” He hurled the anchor across the stage where it landed with a thud and he started pulling it in. “We can’t ever do anything fun again because–” He held the anchor up and presented it again – “We’ve got a baby!

phungi and I have discussed an issue about the DP. At the beginning of 2022 I was not up to keeping track of the game, and phungi gallantly became the Death Shroom, as well as handling the themed pool. I wanted to come back as the DeathMistress but I didn’t know if phungi wanted to keep on, so I suggested trading off each year. They turned it down.

So phungi will remain in charge of the themed list, and I will be returning. And folks, I hope your lists are being readied, because it’s not that long until December 1.

And wait until you see my themed list. I don’t think anyone will not know what inspires it.

Oh, bugger. Yet one more thing I need to do.

My list is definitely ready because it will be almost exactly the same as this year’s.

Soap opera legend John Aniston, dead at age 89.

Yes, he’s Jennifer’s dad.

Here’s a link for confirmation.

long may you reign, DeathMistress! I remain a noble and humble servant…

You know what, both of you are wonderful! Thanks for keeping the Death Pools, um, Pooling!

I guess he’s officially terminal now…

…I’m guessing he ate at the terminal snack bar

There’s definitely a “terminal” joke to be made, but I can’t be bothered. Let’s just assume someone made it and it was hilarious, and then all just move on.

If he coulda moved on, he wouldn’t have been livin’ in that Terminal!