The WAY too early NFL Draft thread for 2023. In an absolutely heroic showing, the Bears have won the 2023 draft.
2023 Draft Order
- Chicago Bears, 3-14
- Houston Texans, 3-13-1
- Arizona Cardinals, 4-13
- Indianapolis Colts, 4-12-1
- Seattle Seahawks (via Denver Broncos, 5-12)
- Detroit Lions (via L.A. Rams, 5-12)
- Las Vegas Raiders, 6-11
- Atlanta Falcons, 7-10
- Carolina Panthers, 7-10
- Philadelphia Eagles (via New Orleans Saints, 7-10)
- Tennessee Titans, 7-10
- Houston Texans (via Cleveland Browns, 7-10)
- New York Jets, 7-10
- New England Patriots, 8-9
- Green Bay Packers, 8-9
- Washington Commanders, 8-8-1
- Pittsburgh Steelers, 9-8
- Detroit Lions, 9-8
The remaining 14 picks 13 picks will be decided once the playoffs are complete. The Miami Dolphins won’t be picking in the first round due to the Brady tampering/Flores fiasco.
The Bears claimed the 1st pick in what turned out to be a shocking set of events. I didn’t get a chance to actually watch the Texans-Colts game but it certainly seemed like a wild one.
The Texans got up to an early lead 17 - 7 at the half. Then the teams exchange TDs in the 3rd to make it 24-14 before the Colts run off 17 unanswered points to take a 31-24 lead with 3:30 to play. Things aren’t looking good for Lovie and the Texans. They don’t look much better after the 2 minute warning when the Texans are stalled at midfield and facing 4th and 12. But they get a miracle conversion for 30 yards. The next series is even worse, landing them in a 4th and 20 situation from the 28 and then Davis Mills connects for a 28 yard TD heave which went through the hands of a Colts DB (knock it down!). Lovie unzips and pulls out giant set of Orange and Navy painted cojones and goes for 2 and the win, Davis Mills is unstoppable. Texans win…and lose the 1st overall pick. Lovie is fired by the Texans before the team is finished showering up.
Matt Eberflus on the other hand, sits Justin Fields with a hip “injury” for the final game and trots out Nathan Peterman in the finale. When Kirk Cousins and Dalvin Cook look bound and determined to shit the game away in the first half, Flus yanks Peterman and throws in Tim Boyle! The gambit backfires when Boyle leads the Bears to a TD which draws the Bears within 10 at the half. Flus corrects his mistake and has Peterman back out there to start the 2nd half. The Vikings turtle up in the 4th giving the Bears a shot to close the gap, but Flus spends the entire second half playing QB roulette to make sure no one gets into a rhythm. This, folks, is how it’s done.
Really wish they’d have cut to the Texans game instead of making us watch the end of the Bears game…
I’m mainly starting this thread to talk about the Bears options here. Things couldn’t really have shaken out any better for them. Looking at the 8 picks following the Bears, I think at least 6 of them will be seriously looking to find a QB.
Chicago Bears - likely happy with Fields.
Houston Texans - Davis Mills is not a long-term answer and will probably have a completely new brain trust looking to make a big change.
Arizona Cardinals - Kyler tore his ACL and won’t be ready for week 1, that might be all the cover leadership needs to draft his replacement in spite of that silly contract.
Indianapolis Colts - People think they will go for Derek Carr, but fans have to be tired of rolling out retreads at QB. Saturday’s replacement will be stuck with Matt Ryan’s cap hit one way or another, so I’m not sure they’ll be writing another big check for a veteran.
Seattle Seahawks - Probably happy to stand pat with Geno. I don’t think anyone sees him as a future Super Bowl winning QB but they won’t mortgage the future to move up. That said, he’s a UFA in 2023.
Detroit Lions - The Lions are the least likely to make a move. Goff has played better than anyone could have hoped for, and things are pointing in the right direction. I don’t think they view him as a franchise cornerstone, but he’s making big money through 2024. Plus they aren’t sending a pile of picks to a division rival (it’s a plus for the Bears that this is the only divisional opponent in the top 17).
Las Vegas Raiders - The Raiders are done with Derek Carr. McDaniels probably wants a Brady-esque QB to run his system. They will definitely do something big at the position.
Atlanta Falcons - They can’t run it back with Mariota. Ridder didn’t show out much in his playing time. Still, I doubt they’ll trade up here unless they absolutely fall in love. But…this is another team with questions at QB, so you can’t rule it out.
Carolina Panthers - Maybe they’ll hang onto Darnold but he’s a UFA and wasn’t exactly great. He was marginally better than he was in NY but it’d take a pretty generous person to think he can grow beyond being a placeholder after 5 seasons in the league. They may have a new HC and have been in QB limbo for a long time.
Further down the list teams like the Titans, Jets, Commanders and maybe even the Packers will be looking for QBs.
Beyond that, 2022 was the weakest QB class in years and I think a lot of QB-poor teams were hoping to bide their time for the 2023 draft class. The 2023 class isn’t elite, but most people put Bryce Young as a clear #1. That fact makes the top overall pick even more valuable than if there was a mush of 3 or 4 guys that people couldn’t make their mind up about.
Long story short, the Bears have everything set up to execute a trade for a boatload of picks to jumpstart this rebuild. Sadly, they don’t have their second rounder (#32 overall) because of the regrettable Chase Claypool trade but time will tell how painful this ends up being.
Probably the ideal outcome would be for the Texans to package the 2nd, 12th and a handful of middle round/future picks to move up one for Young. If it were a video game, they’d then package the 2nd overall pick to someone who wanted Stroud and more future picks…but let’s not get too crazy.