2024 SDMB Celebrity Death Pool

That stubborn Georgian is keeping me 1 point shy of triple digits.

< eyes Superdude suspiciously >

Just you stay where we can see you for the next week, mister…

I want him to live long enough to Vote Kamala Harris. Though I would also love for him to vote for her re-election…

Four pllayers had Smith, Lsura, Slow Moving Vehicle, teelabrown, and vivalost wages.

1 Registered at Last 263 6 2
2 jeezums 221 5 2
3 RTFirefly 210 4 0
4 candide 194 4 0
5 phungi 191 4 0
6 Happy Lendervedder 173 4 1
7 Captain Klutz 135 3 0
7 critter 42 135 3 0
7 Kitten Mitten 135 3 0
10 Loach 126 3 2
11 GIGObuster 119 3 0
12 Mean Mr. Mustard 109 2 0
13 Queen Anne’s Lace 106 2 0
14 Superdude 99 3 0
15 Hoopy Frood 97 2 0
15 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 97 2 0
15 Little Nemo 97 2 0
15 Lord Feldon 97 2 0
15 RobotDevilDog 97 2 0
20 J-P L 85 2 0
21 zadscmc 75 3 1
22 Dung Beetle 74 2 0
23 Cazzle 71 2 1
24 Pardel-Lux 69 2 0
25 Stephe96 62 3 1
26 NoNoNo 60 3 0
27 Slow Moving Vehicle 58 2 0
28 jdracingfan 54 2 0
29 BuckyPO 53 2 0
29 Dancer_Flight 53 2 0
29 Kent_Clark 53 2 0
29 Mahaloth 53 2 0
29 Precambrianmollusc 53 2 0
29 RivkahChaya 53 2 0
35 Monstera delciosa 48 2 1
36 adriancohen100 47 1 0
36 Bayaker 47 1 0
36 Borborygmi 47 1 0
36 Catamount 47 1 0
36 CreaseMunky 47 1 0
36 Culling_The_Herd 47 1 0
36 Deanna_D 47 1 0
36 Dr. Girlfriend 47 1 0
36 gkster 47 1 0
36 GuanoLad 47 1 0
36 Gyrate 47 1 0
36 Jack Batty 47 1 0
36 Jegpeg 47 1 0
36 kitap 47 1 0
36 Larry_Borgia 47 1 0
36 Lsura 47 1 0
36 Maus Magill 47 1 0
36 McDeath_the_Mad 47 1 0
36 Mona_Lott 47 1 0
36 opiewan 47 1 0
36 Railer13 47 1 0
36 Rebo 47 1 0
36 Reindeer_Flotilla 47 1 0
36 SuntanLotion 47 1 0
36 tuesdayweld 47 1 0
36 Wheelz 47 1 0
36 WolfpackJeep 47 1 0
63 xizor 44 2 0
64 ZamboniAce 1000 30 2 0
65 JohnT 24 1 0
65 Mrs. Ducky 24 1 0
67 MarkF2004 20 1 1
68 blue67ccm 19 3 1
69 Shoeless 16 2 1
70 Allecher 12 1 1
71 Lsura 11 1 0
71 Paul was in Saudi 11 2 0
71 teelabrown 11 1 0
71 vivalostwages 11 1 0
75 Biotop 10 2 2
76 commasense 6 1 0
76 Czarcasm 6 1 0
76 Nother Yinzer 6 1 0
79 Moriarty 4 1 0
80 irritant 2 1 0
81 Baker 0 1 1

Damn, she was just a year too young to make my list this year!

Dammit. I finally get my second points of the year, my first sort of semi-unique pick. Do I score with Moscow Mitch? The Cheetoh-Faced Shit Gibbon? Young Thug? No. We lose Professor McGonagall, instead.

Funnily, Dark Arts professors have had the best chance to still be alive, excluding Snape…who mainly taught Potions.

Harry Potter Teacher Actor status for interest:

McGonagall: Dead
Dumbledores: Both dead
Snape: Dead
Flitwick: Alive
Hagrid: Dead
Trelawney: Alive
Sprout: Alive

Just the Dark Arts 1-year folks:

Quirrell: Alive
Lockhart: Alive
Lupin: Alive
Umbridge: Alive
Mad Eye: Alive and so was his polyjuice actor
Slughorn: Alive

All Dark Arts teachers alive except Snape.

Did I miss any common teachers that weren’t just background?

Except, Aberforth is still around. And so is Argus, how could you forget Argus.

She was on my list last year. For some reason I took her off it. Darn it!

I first saw her in The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie. I can’t remember any of it but I do remember I really liked it.

Sirius Black, but not sure he was ever a teacher. [Alive = Gary Oldman]

Nope, not a teacher. But yes, he’s alive as well. I will add:

Argus Filch: alive

Well, if you are including teacher-types, Headmistress Maxime is 80, and Headmaster Karkarov is 62. I think she was in two movies but he was only in the one.

Barty Crouch - dead

Not a teacher, but ran the Triwizard Tournament.

There has been a question asked over in the themed list that I want to ask regular players here what they think of it.

Someone asked if an alternate moves up if a pick dies. I don’t think that has been done here, or if the issue has risen before. I don’t think I’m for it, because some players don’t check their lists to see if regular picks, much less alternates, have passed, And it could get complicated as to which alternate filled the gap. But if enough players like the idea, and we could figure out a foolproof way to do it, I’d go along with it.

It seems wrong inasmuch as some of us wait until the end of your birthday and only submit 13 picks. That is the DP standard: 13 picks (which limits the maximum possible score to 1,066 points, which no one have ever come close to). Alternates are only there to take the place of people who die before the game starts – if we were to promote alternates during the game, would it even make sense to limit it to 3? I too am not in favor of promoting alternates after the first of the year.

If I understand this correctly…one of my picks dies, and I score those points. At that point, one of my alternates moves up, and I still have 13 picks alive?

We have never done that, once the game is underway.

Here is where the logical problem arises: one of my alternates dies, but I don’t get those points because none of the 13 have died; then one of my picks dies – should the dead alternate then be promoted, retroactively awarding me those points?