So I don’t forget:
Bruce Babbitt
Janet Napolitano
Joe Arpaio
Michael Dukakis
Bill Clinton
Joe Biden
Kay Granger
Donald Trump
Eugenia Cooney
Paul LePage
Hunter Biden
Mitch McConnell
Michelle Obama
Alternates:
Carol Burnett
Bruce Willis
Randy Moss
Time for me to get my picks in before there’s a run on Ben Sasse.
Ben Sasse
Dave Coulier
Jason Collins
Barry Manilow
Scott Adams
Andrew Young
Luis Aparicio
Mickey Dolenz
Jesse Jackson
Jaye P. Morgan
Will add alternates later.
Don’t worry about the alternates yet. First get your 13 candidates together. You are at ten, three more to go.
In @lel’s name, my good deed of the day:
Bruce Babbitt
Janet Napolitano
Joe Arpaio
Michael Dukakis
Bill Clinton
Joe Biden
Kay Granger
Donald Trump
Eugenia Cooney
Paul LePage
Hunter Biden
Mitch McConnell
Michelle Obama
Alternates:
Carol Burnett
Bruce Willis
Randy Moss
Next year, in bold, I will emphasize the rules. And I will add that if an entry is not made correctly, and after one reminder, they will not be counted.
Raul Malo needs to be replaced too as he died already.
@lel , you need to remove the spaces, or the Death Mistress will not record your list.
Yeah, i swapped him out later on. But thanks for pointing it out.
Ok, lets try this.
Lindsay Lohan
Bill Cosby
Courtney Love
Keith Richards
Donald Trump
Dave Coulier
Bruce Willis
Andy Taylor
Tatiana Schlossberg
James Van Der Beek
Rudy Giuliani
Jason Collins
Mitch McConnell
Alternate:
Alex Jones
Donald Trump Jr
Judi Dench
Ghislaine Maxwell
James Van Der Beek
Jared Fogle
Anthony Cumia
Nick Reiner
Tylor Chase
Zachory Ty Bryant
Matt Riddle
King Charles
Dave Coulier
Teddy Mellencamp
Andrew Tate
Vince Russo
Your list needs to be single-spaced. In the interest of welcoming you to the Dope, I’ll do it for you. This time.
JakeYourBooty’s list:
Ghislaine Maxwell
James Van Der Beek
Jared Fogle
Anthony Cumia
Nick Reiner
Tylor Chase
Zachory Ty Bryant
Matt Riddle
King Charles
Dave Coulier
Teddy Mellencamp
Andrew Tate
Vince Russo
It’s almost comical now.
I’d like to update my list:
Gene Shalit
Diane Rehm
Rudy Giuliani
William Shatner
Ben Sasse
Mel Brooks
Bruce Willis
Danny DeVito
Sally Jesse Raphael
Bill Cosby
James Van Der Beek
Carol Burnett
Scott Adams
Alternates:
Joe Biden
King Charles II
KC 2? Might have missed the boat there…
Yep, he’s the third Charles to be king. I presume if it comes down to it, we can presume this is what they meant.
Or else this is the Celebrity Death Pool for 1685
Hey, folks. Don’t forget to join the 2026 LIFE pool as well. You can even submit the same list as you did here and see how it plays out. Or make a new one like a lot of us do.
…and Moriarty is Cromwell IRD (In Real Death).
Not to mention the many countries that have other Kings named Charles II.
I’m being shut out in 2025, so I’ll just recycle the same list for 2026. Hopefully all 13 of the fuckasses on my list die in 2026!
Lukasz Gottwald
Donald Trump
Bashar Assad
Justin Bieber
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Jeremy Corbyn
Elon Musk
Steve Bannon
Wayne LaPierre
Louis Farrakhan
Roger Waters
Kanye West
Alternates:
Vladamir Putin
James Taylor
Bob Seger
Um. Disregard this second list. It was meant for the themed list.
Another change: please remove Sophia Loren and include Ben Sasse.
Thomas Gottschalk
Luboslav Penev
Ronnie Coleman
Scott Adams
Uri Geller
Erich von Dänicken
Roger Penrose
Ben Sasse
Adriano Celentano
Ramzan Akhmadovich Kadyrov
Julio Iglesias
Elon Musk
Tatiana Schlossberg
Reserve bench:
Randy Moss
Miguel Rafael Martos Sánchez
Larry Holmes