Funny how a guy publicly announcing that he has advanced pancreatic cancer and doesn’t have much time left suddenly gets him added to so many death pool lists…
Here’s mine that includes people from a plenty of domains and various countries :
Joe Biden
El chapo
Don Bluth
Donald Trump
Hirohiko Araki
Dick Van Dyke
Juan Carlos I
Omar El-Bechir
Paul Biya
Daniel Ortega
Gérard Surugue
Emmanuel Macron
Chuck Norris
As always, I have picked 13 individuals who would make the world a better place by leaving it. I may not score any points, but I shall be overjoyed if I do.
Plain List:
Donald Trump
Melania Trump
Donald Trump Jr
Eric Trump
Ivanka Trump
Barron Trump
JD Vance
Erika Kirk
Stephen Miller
Pam Bondi
Kash Patel
Kristi Noem
Pete Hegseth
Alternates
Scott Jennings
Karoline Leavitt
Rudy Guiliani
With Commentary
Donald Trump- Orange shitstain on the national underwear
Melania Trump- Golddigger extraordinaire
Donald Trump Jr- crypto grifter
Eric Trump- Proof that no matter how stupid the family may be, there is one dumber than the rest
Ivanka Trump- Daddy’s fantasy girlfriend
Barron Trump- Anchor baby and owner of the worlds most slappable face
JD Vance- Eyeliner addict and professional asskisser
Erikkka Kkkirkkk- Merry widow, part time recreational grief performance artist, full time grifter
Stephen Miller- Reincarnation of Himmler
Pam Bondi- What you get when you nominate an AG based on how much the president wants to bang her
Kash Patel- Token brown face, grifter, and publicity hound
Krisi Noem- Cosplaying dog killer
Pete Kegsbreath- Dry drunk incompetent boob
Alternates
Scott Jennings- Professional turd polisher
Karoline Leavitt- Don Rickles in drag without the warmth
Rudy Gu911ani- What you get when you saturate a pile of shit with alcohol
I got two this year. Here are next year’s picks, largely recycled.
Joe Biden
Bruce Willis
William Shatner
Max Baer, Jr
Warren Buffet
Mickey Dolenz
Linda Ronstadt
Celine Dion
Carol Burnett
Mitch McConnell
Jesse Jackson
Jane Fonda
Diana Ross
Alternates:
Candace Bergen
Jeff Bridges
Rudy Guliani
Final updated list from me:
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ben Sasse
King Charles III
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
James Van Der Beek
Bill Clinton
Chuck Grassley
Dave Coulier
Harrison Ford
John Williams
Alternates:
William Shatner
George Takei
Mark Hamill
RIP Brigitte Bardot. Here’s my updated list
Clint Eastwood
Ariana Grande
Phil Collins
Dave Blunts
Robert De Niro
Al Pacino
Andy Dick
Yoko Ono
Bruce Willis
James Van Der Beek
Billy Joel
R. Kelly
Jack Nicholson
It’s probably time for me to start cutting down the 30 names on my list.
Scott Adams
Brad Arnold
Michael Bolton
Jason Collins
Dave Coulier
Dave Edmunds
Teddi Mellencamp
Ben Sasse
Tatiana Schlossberg
Michael Schumacher
Richard Sterban
Andy Taylor
James van der Beek
Alternates
Tim Curry
Bruce Willis
Two off my main list and one alternate last year. Leaves me 13 for this year, just have to pick some alternates.
Bruce Willis
Joe Biden
Sam Neill
Jeremy Clarkson
Donald Trump
Randy Moss
Kim Yong Hyun
Alexander Lukashenko
Ian Smith (Australian actor)
Vladimir Putin
Bashar al Assad
Michael J Fox
Montel Williams
Alternates
King Charles
Keir Starmer
Nigel Farage
I thought cutting them down was “not in the spirit of the game”? 
Christina Applegate
Joe Biden
Tom Brokaw
Michael Douglas
TJ Ducklo
Paul Hogan
Chris Hoy
Victoria Jackson
Liza Minnelli
Jack Nicholson
Tatiana Schlossberg
Harvey Weinstein
Bruce Willis
Alternates:
Jeff Bridges
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I didn’t know who Tatiana Schlossberg was until reading a recent article about her, but she has a Wikipedia page and is/was a journalist and writer. Her main claim to fame is that she is a Kennedy – the daughter of Caroline. I think she qualifies as a celebrity.
Common name clarification: Michael Douglas is the actor (son of Kirk).
Possibly obscure names explanation: Victoria Jackson is an SNL alum, TJ Ducklo was a Biden advisor with stage four cancer (currently in remission, but still…) whose former boss now joins him on my list, and Chris Hoy is an Olympic bicyclist.
As a reminder: Please try to get your lists in before the 31st, that’s Baker’s birthday, and I’m reasonably sure she does not wish to spend it updating the spreadsheet.
I didn’t read the thread until after posting my list. Looks like Schlossberg, who I thought was relatively unknown, has turned into something of a bandwagon pick 
Most will likely be On the board next year.
I don’t mind. I can sit and look at the screen and drink wine while I do it.
Sting
Morrissey
Justin Bieber
Justin Timberlake
Theresa May
Nigel Farage
Boris Johnson
Amy Grant
Donald Trump
Ashlee Simpson
Chevy Chase
Kelsey Grammer
Joe Rogan
Alternates:
Melania Trump
Gordon Brown
Yeah - but I’ll advocate to get the lists in early. I run a subscription service as a fundraiser for the high school band. I end up having late nights right when it’s renewal time even though I send out reminders literally months ahead, so I understand the hassle of last minute entries.
Asma al-Assad
Bajrakitiyabha
Ben Sasse
Chris Hoy
Donald Trump
Ian Hodgkinson
James Van Der Beek
Jennifer Wexton
Luděk Mikloško
Roger O’Donnell
Sophie Kinsella
Stan Walker
Tatiana Schlossberg
Alternates:
Vinod Kambli
Ron Jeremy
Rudy Giuliani
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Asma al-Assad 50, former first lady of Syria
Bajrakitiyabha 46, Thai princess
Ben Sasse 53, former Senator
Chris Hoy 49, cyclist
Donald Trump 79, widely-respected politician
Ian Hodgkinson (AKA Vampiro) 58, wrestler
James Van Der Beek 48, actor
Jennifer Wexton 57, politician
Luděk Mikloško 64, footballer
Roger O’Donnell 70, musician
Sophie Kinsella 56, author
Stan Walker 35, singer
Tatiana Schlossberg 35, journalist
Alternates:
Bruce Willis 70, actor
Vinod Kambli 53, cricketer
Ron Jeremy 72, pron star
Good list, clever method, but you are late to Sophie Kinsella’s party. She died 19 days ago.
Death Pool
Charles III of England
Squeaky Fromme
Clarence Thomas
Bruce Willis
Eric Dane
Joni Mitchell
Jason Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Joanne Woodward
Tatiana Schlossberg
Harvey Weinstein
Kevin Tighe
Alternates:
Donald Trump
Vanessa Redgrave
Johnny Depp