2026 Celebrity Death Pool

I used her to remove Trump from my list, as my wife accused me of keeping him alive.

I’m just worried Trump is going to find out about the SDMB, and have us all deported.

Don’t worry: you and him already live in different countries.

I thought we kept people alive by putting them on our lists, not by removing them. I did not put trump on my list on purpose!
That said, there are a couple of people in my own list (not all!) where I would not mind at all not being able to confer immortality. But the stakes are too high with trump, I will not dare that again. I had him in a previus year and see where that got me.

SCRAMBLE - SCRAMBLE - SCRAMBLE

No need for explanations at this point. Here is my amended list (James Van Der Beek for Tatiana Schlossberg):

John Travolta
Thomas Middleditch
Tom Cruise
Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Bill Cosby
Jerry Sandusky
Harvey Weinstein
Dave Coulier
Jason Collins
James Van Der Beek
Ben Sasse

same alts that are still available

I thought that was the Batmobile?

I feel sorry for Baker just about now.

2nd revision since Schlossberg passed

  1. Bobby Cox MLB Manager
  2. Ben Sasse former US Senator from Nebraska
  3. Steve Gleason Former NFL Player
  4. OJ Brigance Former NFL Player
  5. Tim Shaw Former NFL Player
  6. Jason Becker, Musician
  7. Eric Dane , Actor
  8. Teddi Mellencamp, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
  9. Dolph Lungren, Actor
  10. Nancy Pelosi, Congresswoman
  11. Ronnie Wood, Musician Rolling Stones
  12. Katie Thurston, Bachelorette
  13. Scott Adams, Cartoonist

Alternates
Joe Biden, former POTUS
Bernie Sanders, US Senator
Jerry Nadler, Congressman

Clean list

Bobby Cox
Ben Sasse
Steve Gleason
OJ Brigance
Tim Shaw
Jason Becker
Eric Dane
Teddi Mellencamp
Dolph Lungren
Nancy Pelosi
Ronnie Wood
Katie Thurston
Scott Adams

Alternates
Joe Biden
Bernie Sanders
Jerry Nadler

Janet Jackson
Reggie Jackson
Randy Jackson
Bo Jackson
Jermaine Jackson
Lamar Jackson
Alan Jackson
Adoree Jackson
Kate Jackson
Peter Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Jesse Jackson
Jackson Browne

Clarifications:
Randy Jackson (American Idol guy)
Alan Jackson (country singer)
Adoree Jackson (football player)
Kate Jackson (Charlie’s Angels actress)

Well, since Tatiana Schlossberg has decided to clock out early, would you please replace her with Eugenia Cooney, the internet celebrity born 7/27/94, please, @Baker ?

Thank you!

Chris Hoy

Shirley Chung

Rudy Giuliani

Andy Taylor

Bruce Willis

Donald Trump

Tony Danza

Alan Alda

Bill Cosby

Ray Romano

Billy Joel

Dionne Warwick

Ben Sasse

Alternates

Sam Neill

Diana Ross

Ted Cruz

I apologize for not single spacing my list. The computer is being difficult.

Rather than use an alternate I have decided to replace Tatiana Schlossberg with Nicolas Meduro

Bruce Willis (70) - Actor
Rhod Gilbert (57) - Comedian
Andy Taylor (64) - Guitarist
Michael J Fox (64) Actor
Chris Hoy (49) - cyclist
Luděk Mikloško (63) - Footballer (soccer player)
Christina Applegate(54) – Actress
Nicolás Maduro (63) - President of Venezuela
Vinod Kambli(53) Cricketer
James Van Der Beek (48) Actor
Ben Sasse (53) Politician
Dave Blunts (24) – Rapper
Zac Efron(38) – Actor

Alternates

Khalil al-Hayya (65) - Hamas Leader
Linda Ronstadt (79) - Singer

Clean List

Bruce Willis
Rhod Gilbert
Andy Taylor
Michael J Fox
Chris Hoy
Luděk Mikloško
Christina Applegate
Nicolás Maduro
Vinod Kambli
James Van Der Beek
Ben Sasse
Dave Blunts
Zac Efron

Alternates

Khalil al-Hayya
Linda Ronstadt

Since I had Tatiana Schlossberg, please move Tim Curry up from my alternates to replace her. Thank you.

You mean, the immature Maduro.

On behalf of Mona_Lott, their list, single spaced:

Chris Hoy
Shirley Chung
Rudy Giuliani
Andy Taylor
Bruce Willis
Donald Trump
Tony Danza
Alan Alda
Bill Cosby
Ray Romano
Billy Joel
Dionne Warwick
Ben Sasse

Alternates

Sam Neill
Diana Ross
Ted Cruz

It’s hard for me too. Please try to correct it

Can you name the post when you had her? Last change for you I see is 200

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I did, in fact the list(s) were correct I just Typoed the preamble.

Okay, let’s try this again:

Morgan Freeman
Bobby Cox
Harrison Ford
Julie Newmar
Alan Alda
Arthur Blank
William Shatner
Michael J. Fox
Mitch McConnell
Mel Brooks
William Perry
Ric Flair
Clint Eastwood

Alternates:
John Lyndon
Donald Trump
Ken Langone

Arthur Blank and Ken Langone are co-founders of Home Depot, and both in their eighties; William Perry is, of course, “The Fridge”, from the 1985 Bears; Bobby Cox is the former manager of the Atlanta Braves; and Donald Trump is the well-known sex offender and friend of Epstein.

Here is my 2026 list:

James Van Der Beek

Bruce Willis

Harvey Weinstein

Mitch McConnell

Chris Hoy

Ben Sasse

Scott Adams

Jordan Brunoli

Brad Arnold

Michael Bolton

Andy Dick

Donald Trump

Vladimir Putin

Alternates:

Jack Nicholson

Ghislaine Maxwell

Rudy Giuliani

Here’s the official, final list:

Joe Biden
Scott Adams
Eugenia Cooney
Linda Rondstat
Robert Wagner
Micky Dolenz
Jordan Brunoli
Brad Arnold
Billy Joel
Richard Sterban
Paul Dooley
James Van Der Beek
Donald Trump

Alternates:
Dolly Parton
Harrison Ford
Mitch McConnell