2026 Celebrity Death Pool

Revised list

Dave Coulier
Ariana Grande
Kate Middleton
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish
Martha Stewart
Sharon Osbourne
Jaden Smith
Oprah
Dave Barry
Jessica Simpson
Don Trump Jr.
Britney Spears

Alternates
Jenna Ortega
Pamela Anderson
Hunter Biden

A number of people who had Tatiana Schlossberg have edited their posts. If the rest of those who had her have not specified an alternate by noon tomorrow I will use whatever the first alternate was that they posted.

Please format your entry correctly

I’ve tried, this is as condensed as I can get it.

Jumping back off the Tatiana Schlossberg bandwagon.

Brad Arnold
Litzy Lara Banuelos
Jordan Brunoli
Dave Coulier
Kathy Griffin
Jillian Faye Henning
Chris Hoy
David Irving
Sam Neill
Linda Ronstadt
Ben Sasse
Andy Taylor
James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek
Bruce Willis
Harvey Weinstein
Mitch McConnell
Chris Hoy
Ben Sasse
Scott Adams
Jordan Brunoli
Brad Arnold
Michael Bolton
Andy Dick
Donald Trump
Vladimir Putin

ALTERNATES

Jack Nicholson
Ghislaine Maxwell
Rudy Guiliani

Nothing in the rules claims this.

Twenty four hours and thirty minutes.

Princess Bajrakitiyabha
Chris Hoy
Ben Sasse
Michael Tilson Thomas
Brad Arnold
Scott Adams
Ramzan Kadyrov
Katie Thurston
Magda Szubanski
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
Nafisa Ali Sodhi
Theo Burrell
Ronnie Atkins

Alternates:
Christiane Amanpour
Joe Biden

  1. Donald Trump, 79 - Waste of skin
  2. Ben Sasse, 53 - Former U.S. Senator and Bandwagon Pick
  3. Joe Biden, 83 - Former U.S. President
  4. James Van Der Beek, 48 - Actor
  5. Deion Sanders, 58 - Former MLB and NFL player, current NCAA coach
  6. Michael Bolton, 72 - Singer
  7. Scott Adams, 68 - Dilbert-creating cartoonist
  8. Julian Assange, 54 - WikiLeaks guy
  9. Peter Max, 88 - 1960s psychedelic artist
  10. Billy Connolly, 83 - Comedian, actor, and heir to Erebor
  11. Jesse Jackson, 84 - Civil rights activist
  12. Wendy Williams, 61 - Former talk show host
  13. Patti Scialfa, 72 - Mrs. Bruce Springsteen, E Street Band member

Alts:
Charles III, 77 - King of England
Christina Applegate, 54 - Actress

Clean list:

Donald Trump
Ben Sasse
Joe Biden
James Van der Beek
Deion Sanders
Michael Bolton
Scott Adams
Julian Assange
Peter Max
Billy Connolly
Jesse Jackson
Wendy Williams
Patti Scialfa

Alts:
King Charles III
Christina Applegate

Ben Sasse
Jason Collins
Scott Adams
Michael Bolton
Brad Arnold
Donald Trump
Bill Cosby
Linda Ronstadt
Mitch McConnell
Imelda Marcos
Rudy Giuliani
Liza Minnelli
Michael Tilson Thomas

Alternates
Bruce Willis
Kanye West
Harvey Weinstein

Thanks @Baker for all your work running this and sorry for the last minute entry! I had a work deadline, and I was planning to head my list with Tatiana Schlossberg–until hearing the news this afternoon.

Sorry to mess you about but one more change. (I know I hould have ignored the request to post early)

Bruce Willis (70) - Actor
Rhod Gilbert (57) - Comedian
Andy Taylor (64) - Guitarist
Michael J Fox (64) Actor
Chris Hoy (49) - cyclist
Luděk Mikloško (63) - Footballer (soccer player)
Christina Applegate(54) – Actress
Damien Martyn (54) Cricketer
Vinod Kambli(53) Cricketer
James Van Der Beek (48) Actor
Ben Sasse (53) Politician
Dave Blunts (24) – Rapper
Zac Efron(38) – Actor

Alternates

Nicolás Maduro (63) - President of Venezuela
Khalil al-Hayya (65) - Hamas Leader
Linda Ronstadt (79) - Singer

Clean List

Bruce Willis
Rhod Gilbert
Andy Taylor
Michael J Fox
Chris Hoy
Luděk Mikloško
Christina Applegate
Damien Martyn
Vinod Kambli
James Van Der Beek
Ben Sasse
Dave Blunts
Zac Efron

Alternates

Nicolás Maduro
Khalil al-Hayya
Linda Ronstadt

Hmmmm.

I’ve decided to use Scott Adams instead of Donald Trump. I can’t help worry that having Trump on my list could be construed by this particular (humorless, in addition to despotic) administration as threatening the president.

Here is my (RivkahChaya’s) current list:

Charles III of England
Squeaky Fromme
Clarence Thomas
Bruce Willis
Eric Dane
Joni Mitchell
Jason Collins
Linda Ronstadt
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Joanne Woodward
Scott Adams
Harvey Weinstein
Ben Sasse

alternates:
Johnny Depp
Kevin Tighe

Please note :

Kevin Tighe moved to alternate, and replaced on list by University of Florida president, and former senator, Ben Sasse.

Lynette Fromme listed as “Squeaky,” as I understand the rules to say, which is change from the past, when proper names were requested.

Well, well, well. We meet again.

First, happy birthday Baker! And thanks for running this again.

My 2026 list is a mixture of recycled entries from last year and bandwagons. There’s been a small reshuffle in the last 24 hours.

Wishing everyone good luck and good health!

Barry Manilow (b. 17/06/1943) - American singer
Richard O’Sullivan (b. 05/07/1944) - English actor
Derryn Hinch (b. 02/09/1944) - Australian journalist
Judy Moran (b. 18/12/1944) - Australian crime family matriarch and convicted murderer
Tim Curry (b. 19/04/1946) - English actor and singer
Liza Minelli (b. 03/12/1946) - American actor and singer
Phil Collins (b. 30/01/1951) - English actor, drummer and singer
Michael Bolton (b. 26/02/1953) - American singer
Scott Adams (b. 08/06/1957) - American author and cartoonist
Magda Szubanski (b. 12/04/1961) - Australian comedian and actor
Bobby Brown (b. 02/05/1969) - American singer and rapper
Eric Dane (b. 09/11/1972) - American actor
James Van Der Beek (b. 08/03/1977) - Canadian actor

Alts
Kanye West (b. 08/06/1977) - American rapper
Ben Cousins (b. 30/06/1978) - Australian Rules footballer

(Dates in dd/mm/yyyy)

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Barry Manilow
Richard O’Sullivan
Derryn Hinch
Judy Moran
Tim Curry
Liza Minelli
Phil Collins
Michael Bolton
Scott Adams
Magda Szubanski
Bobby Brown
Eric Dane
James Van Der Beek

Alts
Kanye West
Ben Cousins

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent
Chris Hoy
Khaled Mashal
Princess Soamsawali
Princess Bajrakitiyabha
Jennifer Wexton
Marius Borg Høiby
Lady Pamela Hicks
Queen Paola of Belgium
Empress Michiko of Japan
Ben Sasse
Princess Irene of Greece and Denmark
Liza Minnelli

Alternates:
King Harald V of Norway
Donald Trump

Post Schlossberg list:

Christina Applegate
Joe Biden
Jeff Bridges
Tom Brokaw
Michael Douglas
TJ Ducklo
Paul Hogan
Chris Hoy
Victoria Jackson
Liza Minnelli
Jack Nicholson
Harvey Weinstein
Bruce Willis

Alternate:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

And Happy Birthday, Baker

I’m trying to avoid the bandwagons this year.

Barry Hanson
Lou Holtz
François Clemmons
Terry Gilliam
Jay Leno
Billy Dee Williams
Peter Popoff
Alan Alda
Yoko Ono
Jon Bauman
Mary Berry
Richard Hoagland
Judith Faulkner

Alternates:
Doc Severinsen
Tina Louise
Woody Allen

Notes:
Barry Hanson is known as Dr Demento
Jon Bauman performed as Bowzer
François Clemons was on Mister Roger’s Neighborhood

Here is a pointer to avoid the extra lines in your post - right click and choose “paste as plain text” to remove the extra spaces that Discourse tries to add.

Brad Arnold
Bruce Willis
Tim Curry
Mitch McConnell
Scott Adams
Jesse Jackson
John Fetterman
James Van Der Beek
Victoria Jackson
Dave Coulier
Liza Minnelli
Ben Sasse
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

alternates:
Michael Bolton
Sam Vanderpump
Andy Taylor

  1. Linda Ronstadt
  2. Bruce Willis
  3. James Van Der Beek
  4. Dave Coulier
  5. Ian Smith
  6. Mitch McConnell
  7. Scott Snyder (of Great White)
  8. Dave Edmunds
  9. Gary Farmer
  10. Scott Adams
  11. Ben Sasse
  12. Tim Curry
  13. Barry Manilow
    Alternate: George Thorogood

Clean list:

Linda Ronstadt
Bruce Willis
James Van Der Beek
Dave Coulier
Ian Smith
Mitch McConnell
Scott Snyder
Dave Edmunds
Gary Farmer
Scott Adams
Ben Sasse
Tim Curry
Barry Manilow

George Thorogood

Apparently, I created a profile here in 2014 to play deadpool, but posted in the wrong thread, and that was my only post. So now I’m back 12 years later to try again lol.

John Absey - Utah Jazz (NBA) bear mascot
Princess Bajrakitiyabha - Thai Princess
Cindy Birdsong - The Supremes
Jason Collins - NBA (basketball)
David Dwinell - WWE referee
Rob Hirst - Midnight Oil
Russell Hoult - UK football goalkeeper
Denny McLain - (MLB) baseball
Esther Rantzen - UK presenter
Ben Sasse - Former Nebraska senator
Randy Singer - Author
Richard Sterban - Oak Ridge Boy
David Webb - Corporate whistleblower activist

Subs:
Rev. Jesse Jackson - Rainbow Coalition
Steve Gleason - (NFL) American football
Georg Koch - German football goalkeeper
Jerry Sandusky - Creepy coach

John Absey
Princess Bajrakitiyabh
Cindy Birdsong
Jason Collins
David Dwinell
Rob Hirst
Russell Hoult
Denny McLain
Esther Rantzen
Ben Sasse
Randy Singer
Richard Sterban
David Webb

Subs:
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Steve Gleason
Georg Koch
Jerry Sandusky

Good Luck everyone!