Thank you for getting back to me on that. I was genuinely perplexed.
This is not as clean as our Death Mistress is asking for.
People, just type your list out, no numbers, no explanations, single-spaced in txt or doc file and then copy-paste it here. The woman doing this for us doesn’t ask for much for all the work she does. 13 names, single-spaced, unnumbered, clean.
I want everyone’s list to be included so I can have the glorious satisfaction of kicking all of your rudy-poo candy asses in next year’s Death Pool, but Baker will not include your list of it’s not formatted properly. So please, PLEASE: 13 names, single-spaced, unnumbered, clean.
2026 list
Alan Alda
Bernie Ecclestone
Chris Hoy
Dick Van Dyke
Esther Rantzen
Frankie Valli
Joanne Woodward
Judith Chalmers
Mel Brooks
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Pete Murray
Stanley Baxter
Stuart Hall
No alternates? Your confidence is impressive. ![]()
Welcome to the boards!
I had that same confidence a few years ago and then Pele screwed me over by dying on December 29.
OK, with the formatting fixed and three more added:
Joni Mitchell
Pat Buchanan
Bruce Dern
Van Morrison
Newt Gingrich
Ted Turner
Christopher Lloyd
Jim Bakker
Gary Player
Michel Houellebecq
Grace Zabriskie
Steven Seagal
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Alternates:
Mitch McConnell
Frankie Valli
Candice Bergen
I once had a list of celebs over ninety five. I got three points from two picks, and another died 1/4.
Ok, here’s my current pass. Could be updated before 12/31, but wanted one in since a couple of years ago I forgot to submit.
Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
John Travolta
King Charles III
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
James Van Der Beek
Bill Clinton
Chuck Grassley
Dave Coulier
Harrison Ford
Mark Hamill
Alternates:
William Shatner
George Takei
Dolly Parton
Sir Alex Ferguson
Andrew Flintoff
Judi Dench
John Major
John Cleese
Sharon Osbourne
Paul Michael Glaser
Donald Trump
Jack Nicholson
Angie Dickinson
Ursula Andress
Julie Andrews
Roy Hodgson
Brigitte Bardot
Christopher Walken
Ben Vereen
It wasn’t for the want of trying. I went back to notepad to avoid all the formatting crap but that is why it was messing about. It is not always the reason you may jump to conclusions about.
I’ve been so busy I almost forgot about the new “Poo.” The people I’ve been listing have gotten really good at not dying but sooner or later one is going to slip up and bam! I’ll get points. (Sorry about the spaces. They are added automatically and I can’t get rid of them.)
Reeses_Monkeys “Hurry up and give me points already!” list for 2026:
Benjamin Netenyahu
Dick Smothers
Woody Allen
Jerry Mathers
John Williams
Warren Buffett
Barbara Eden
Tom Cruise
Mel Brooks
Hal Linden
Max Gail
Bill Cosby
Billy Connolly
Alternates:
Frankie Valli
Britney Spears
Ronnie Milsap
Jim Belushi
Candice Bergen
Connie Chung
Phil Collins
Alice Cooper
Jeff Dunham
Temple Grandin
Davis Hasselhoff
LaToya Jackson
Madonna
Liza Minnelli
Will Smith (double indemnity for unnatural death?)
James Woods
Noted, thank you!
I never list alternates.
Or see a doctor.
PLEASE players, don’t double space your selections. How many timrd do I have to ask?
I couldn’t get the double spacing to go away. I did try. When I backspace, all of the names run together. I have no idea how the last name is single-spaced. Sorry.
Never mind! ![]()
Let’s try this again.
Reeses_Monkeys “Hurry up and give me points already!” list for 2026:
Benjamin Netenyahu
Dick Smothers
Woody Allen
Jerry Mathers
John Williams
Warren Buffett
Barbara Eden
Tom Cruise
Mel Brooks
Hal Linden
Max Gail
Bill Cosby
Billy Connolly
Alternates:
Frankie Valli
Britney Spears
Sandy Koufax