2026 Celebrity Death Pool

I’m not usually a big fan of the gospels, but I do like that story a lot, as long as it is understood symbolically, of the widow who gives her last coin to the temple, and Jesus declares that she has made the greatest donation, because it was worth more to her, than the thousands of sheqels (or whatever) donated by the board members who all made huge donations and had rooms, or benches or whatever named after them.

I thought it would have been a nice ending if Jesus had actually returned that sheqel, and maybe another to her, and told her to go by groceries, but the point is still good. (Again, as long as it is not meant to be understood as a real story-- and in reality, the Temple would not demand a person’s very last sheqel, since one thing the temple did with the money was disburse a certain amount to the poor.)

I’m not missing your point, Superdude. Just saying we don’t know how much that donor started with. If that happened to be Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey or Elon Musk, well… But if it was someone making even $200,000 a year, yeah, that’s still awfully generous.

Reports are now saying it was a one car collision caused by excessive speed. The driver was a 19 year old male who survived.

Olympic rowing great Olaf Tufte who competed at seven Summer Games has died at age 50

Stroke…Stroke…Stro-UH-OH

The Blob from the 80s was amazing and Nightmare on Elm Street 3 was a big course correction(part 2 was terrible).

I saw his final film, Witchboard, last year. It was unfortunately not good.

The 80s Blob enhanced my crush on Shawnee Smith.

Lou Koller, frontman for NY hardcore icons Sick of It All, dead at 59

Jordan Devey, former offensive lineman for the New England Patriots, has died at 38 after taking his own life.

phungi, could you please check your personal messages? I have a question for you.

Nice to see you again, @Baker

Seconded!

Courtney Shah, 7-time Jeopardy champion in 2021, has completed her Final Jeopardy at age 52. She was diagnosed with brain cancer in March of this year.

https://people.com/jeopardy-star-dr-courtney-shah-dead-7-time-champion-dies-at-52-of-brain-cancer-12027010

Points for me and a few others.

Moving candide into second place and jeezums up a few rungs, but not quite enough to get you into the top 10.

1 Registered at Last 304 6
2 candide 292 6
3 phungi 262 6 1
4 GIGObuster 261 6
5 jeezums 219 5
6 Hoopy Frood 218 5
7 SirCreep 216 6 1
8 Culling The Herd 198 4
9 RobotDevilDog 190 4
10 Happy Lendervedder 169 4 1
11 WolfpackJeep 167 5
12 gkster 157 4
13 Cazzle 149 4 1
14 Loach 141 3
15 Martonio77 137 3
15 Schubert 137 3
15 Superdude 137 3
18 RivkahChaya 132 3
19 It’s Not Rocket Surgery 130 3
20 Little Nemo 127 3
21 Tristan 105 2
21 Jack Batty 105 2
21 imthjckaz 105 2
21 Mean Mr.Mustard 105 2
25 Gyrate 103 3
26 Catamount 100 3
26 Wheelz 100 3
28 notfrommensa 95 3
29 SunUp 92 3
30 Moriarty 84 3 1
30 Dung Beetle 84 2
30 Thumper668 84 2
30 Stephen96 84 2
30 Scoobysnax 84 2
35 Lord Feldon 73 3 2
36 Dancer Flight 53 1
36 Rebo 53 1
38 billiefan2000 52 1
38 Dr.Girlfriend 52 1
38 xizor 52 1
38 Lsura 52 1
38 IKnowItsOver 52 1
38 JakeYourBooty 52 1
38 Jegpeg 52 1
38 RTFirefly 52 1
38 CreaseMonkey 52 1
47 Railer13 49 3 1
47 Captain Lance Murdoch 49 2 1
49 nearwildheaven 48 2
50 CrashEdit 47 1
50 Fresh91 47 1
52 Pardel-Lux 42 2 1
53 NurseCarmen 35 1 1
54 Maus Magill 33 2
55 ataraxy22 32 1
55 kitap 32 1
55 Mahaloth 32 1
55 Monstera deliciosa 32 1
55 Precambrianmollusc 32 1
60 vivalostwages 29 1
60 Wallet 29 1
62 Biotop 28 3 3
63 Pheoinix 22 1
63 Larry Borgia 22 1
65 Mrs Ducky 16 1
65 LoneRhino 16 1
65 Slow Moving Vehicle 16 1
68 MichaelBardella 14 1 1
68 Ponch8 14 1
70 AS123 13 1
70 Lamoral 13 1
72 irritant 11 1 1
72 Allecher 11 1 1
74 Hatchie 9 1 1
75 zadscmc 7 1
75 FrostyKmart 7 1 1
77 Max1 2 1 1
78 RollOutTheBarrel 0 1 1

Looks like I missed recording points for Louise Lasser, who moves Hatchie up to a 63rd place tie and Nurse Carmen up to a tie at 49th. They will be correct on the next scoreboard.

If you think your score looks wrong, go ahead and point it out. We all make mistakes.

I want to thank eschereal for officially picking up the Death Master role for the rest of this year. They have been doing a fantastice job since I slacked off. I tried working out where I stopped and realized I’d lost track of so much that catching up would be hard and I’d probably screw it up. I will be here from time to time since I’m still scoreless.

All Hail To The Death Master eschereal!!!

Thank you for everything you’ve done for the Death Pool. I hope your feeling better.