I had an idea for a 24 “drinking game”, for those who remember the Star Trek TNG drinking game (google for it if you’re inclined).
You have to shout the category and take a shot in the following events…
Pillowfight - gratuitous shot of cleavage.
This is Jack Bauer - self explanatory.
Get me Jack Bauer - again, self explanatory.
Get me the President! - ibid.
I can help you, David. Let me help you. - guess.
**Disposable evil genius ** - the evil genius turns out to be a puppet of yet ANOTHER evil genius about halfway through the season.
It’s someone on the inside! - self explanatory
But not who you thought!
**Never mind, he’s secretly working for us. ** - self explanatory
Abuse of company resources - “I need you to dispatch an Apache attack helicopter to take my wife to the bank.”
**They’re Everywhere! ** - Bad guys can see the good guys anywhere, even when they’re taking a dump
Infinite Access - Get me the security camera tapes from the TCBY yogurt in Fresno on President’s Day of 1998. We’re looking for a guy wearing shoes. You’ve got 2 minutes… “Already got it, chief!”
It’s technobabble time! - We need to recompile the multimedia IP address graphic crypto key filter encapsulators.
**One last thing before you go… ** The only person who knows the code/saw the witness/whatever is about to die.
Just let me do my job! Saving the world temporarily excuses gross incompetence, treason, whatever.
Oh for Christs’s sake, her again? Oh yes, Nina will be back. Or her evil clone. Count on it.
I can make this all go away. But only if you blow me.