First off, don’t forget the Labor Day Marathon of Season Two.
I happened to be perusing the always-disappointing 24 Fan Club site, and I see that (no real spoilers)
Well, that settles that.
October 28th, huh? Hopefully MLB doesn’t get too creative with the scheduling of the World Series.
Two and a half year after the last? Did the President die? Did Jack sleep the whole time? Did Kim buy a sports bra?
Can’t wait to find out.
Two and a half year after the last? Did the President die? Did Jack sleep the whole time? Did Kim buy a sports bra?
Can’t wait to find out.
Does everything happen twice? Will I be the only one to post to this thread?
Come back in two and a half years to find out!
Knowing my threads, probably 
Two and a half years is about how long it would take for someone to read and make sense of the summaries over at Television Without Pity. I bet they begged Fox for an early list of characters so they could start making up nicknames for them.
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/24.cgi
This link seemed fairly apropos. Just click on it, read it aloud. Hit refresh, and repeat.
Try not to laugh yourself silly. Just try.
*Right now, vegetables are plotting to oppress a significant vampire bat. My shark and hammock are patent leather, and Scrabble letter-racks that I work with may be clever.
I’m Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bounciest poltergeist of my life.*
Heehee 
