Oh, it’s candy! That’s not what I first thought.
Seriously - did they not realise?
Wow. Just… wow.
Really? 26 inches is a record? I’m surprised; I would have guessed a lot higher.
I like how they specify that it’s 1.5" thick and has a 5" circumference. There aren’t many other circumstances where circumference is given in inches.
Also, “Mangetout” translates as “Eats-All”.
From the “Burning Questions” section, down below:
I like truth in advertising.
…and there goes my afternoon…stupid website full of awesome weird stuff…
I don’t get it.
Why do they market an edible dildo as candy ?
It might look like that, but it wouldn’t be very functional. It’d get way too sticky, very quickly.
Oh gods…the yeast infections! shudder
Great Scott! They have 26 lb gummy bears!
I’m sure they did. Note how they mention its ribbed body. And the “Just bite it” image.
This is my favorite question:
Question: If you cut the worm in half, will it form two new worms?
Answer: No, but that would be awesome.
Whoa, gummi worms have faces? I didn’t know that.
Indeed. However, a more wallet friendly and practical party item might be the gummy shot glasses!
(Really, they have way more than gummy stuff there, including one of those shark shaped remote control “blimps” which I’m totally getting for my daughter’s birthday. But it’s pretty dang awesome that at least 3 “wow” items are made of gummy.)
They make it worse (better?) by using the word “girth”!
I’d hit it.