Oh, c’mon…not even once???
Just hedging my bets.
And I don’t consider breast milk unusual . . .
- Take drugs (illegal ones…booze is legal)
- Unprotected sex outside of a monogamous relationship.
- Eat tomatoes (bleeecchhhh!)
Well, I was thinking more along the line of medicinal marijuana . . . just in case I got glaucoma or something. With the exception of that sort of scenario, forget it. No drugs for me!
I will never:
- Use crack, cocaine, or heroin.
- Intentionally hurt an animal. I might hurt a person, though.
- I can’t think of anything else. It’s the same with TMI threads: I can’t go “eww” about anything and really, REALLY mean it. For me, nothing is really that eww, or really that taboo, when I think about it.
I will never
try heroin.
betray my husband.
Have more children.
I’ll never be named the Grand High Emperor and Worshipful Exalted Potentate of Canada. Not that they’ve offered, but I don’t like cold climates, so I’d have to decline it, unless I could rule from someplace warmer.
I’ll never set myself on fire while playing a trombone and dancing in Central Park while wearing a Quick Draw McGraw costume.
I’ll never become a millionaire playing Jepoardy. I’d get to the final round and the clue would be something like: This third word ending in -gry has driven people batshit for centuries. I’d have bet it all and end up broke in the gutter with nothing to show but a home game edition.
- Sing, either professionally or otherwise. (much to my chagrin, I am incapable of carrying a tune if it was in a bucket with handles on
)
- Illegal drugs.
- Willingly wear pink. Or chartreuse. Or yellow. Or orange. Or baby blue. Or…
:smack:
Nuts. Hit Submit and THEN remembered what I really wanted to add.
Extra credit: Never say ‘Hastur’ three times.
- Knowingly do anything I consider evil with evil intent.
- see 1.
- see 2.
I don’t get this one. Then again I don’t think I’ve ever tried what could be classified as authentic East Asian food?
[quoteWhat’s wrong with breast milk??[/quote]
Huh.
Really?
:o
Commit suicide.
Do any types of illegal drugs.
Smoke.
1.) Give up, or surrender
2.) Give a poem as an attempt to get with a girl
3.) Touch another guy’s penis
The three people who have never been in my kitchen.
- Use drugs (which, for me, includes alcohol & tobacco)
- Masturbate with 80 grit sandpaper
- Purposely kill someone
So as long as it’s somebody other than yourself, felching is cool right?
As a recovering addict, I must say that I am baffled by the distinction being made between legal and illegal drugs. As if you can’t get strung out on legal dope…
…or get totally hopped up on ‘herbal’ drugs
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I will never have children.
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I will never bungee jump particularly head first.*
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I will never let anyone take me for granted or exploit my kindness ever again.
*(I see that cord stretch and think of the same force that are acting on my spine… no, does not strike me as something I want to do to my body. Compression forces, like a hard landing from sky-diving, okay. Tension forces like bungee jumping? Nope.