- I will never birth another child.
- I will never let myself go, no matter how old I am.
- I will never own an SUV or a minivan.
Other than that I’m open to skydiving, illegal/legal drugs, anal sex, and all variety of things y’all will never do. 
These are things I probably will not do.
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Pay for porn.
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Smoke cigarets
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Tattle tell willingly
First hijack - I read this 3 times and I still thought it said chicken. You know, I’ve been debating going shopping with this sinus headache and fever but my inability to differentiate children and chicken tells me I probably shouldn’t be driving.
Second hijack - bob_loblaw welcome, and I love your name. Very creative.
As for what I’d never do:
- get a tattoo on my inner forearm…again. Damn that hurt. Should have gone with something small and on a thicker part of my body.
- any kind of illegal drug. Never have, never will. herbal or otherwise. The same goes for drink enough to get drunk - also never have, never will.
- knowingly be mean just for the sake of being mean.
- Purposely be cruel to someone or thing that can not defend itself.
- Rock climbing. I don’t mean the kind with the nice rope attached, I mean the kind where one slip and you can fall to your death.
- Be on a small boat in the middle of the ocean on purpose. If I am abandoning a sinking ship okay, but otherwise I like to have land in sight.
I could add a lot more!
so 81 grit is fine with you, right?
Nah. 220 is great cause it leaves a nice smooth sheen.
–Never surrender!
–Never live a life of peace!
–Never die! (I will live forever in Valhalla!)
I know someone else already beat me to the reference, but I just had to add (with those extraneous ellipses that everyone hates ;))…
That I think I love you! Rizz, would you be mine?
~Says faithful Grease fanatic faithful (hehehe) since 4evah
< insert giant pounding red cartoon heart and sad puppy dog eyes here >
Listen you! Get outta my brain!! I might need it for a while and you promised to share. 
I swear, you named my first two in exactly the correct order, that I planned on posting. and #3 is pretty damn close. What’s goin’ on with us Willis?? :eek: :eek:[ol]
[li]Have grandchildren. Especially since I’ll have foregone the ‘begetting’ bit anyway.[/li][li]Eat any beans willing again. Not even for supposed good luck after New Years Eve. Nope. That’s one of the few good aspects of being an adult.[/li][li]Lose myself in love or believe a liar (both ended up being synonymous and simultaneous – what a painful, degrading, long, God awful freakin’ year).[/li][/ol]
1.) Hold a gun.
2.) Live in a place that’s really cold.
3.) Continue to propagate inside jokes on a message board long after they have stopped being funny.
Okay, I must be mentally deficient because I’ve seen this name commented on at least half a dozen times and still don’t get its signifigance. Someone care to explain?
Say it out loud.
Aha. Thanks.
It’s probably a Canadianism as well - Loblaw’s used to be a chain of supermarkets there. Many a person speculated on whether there was anyone in the family saddled with the name Bob.
1.) Mind altering-substances. Alcohol tastes like crap to me, and the one time I tried something "herbal,’ (when I was 18 and dating a Bad Influence), it was the funnest coughing fit ever. Anything else, I’m not even willing to consider touching.
2.) Ski. I have no coordination. I can not ice skate, rollerskate, rollerblade, or ski. The former three, I’m willing to try again. My one experience with skiing left me with a mild concussion, and, besides, I hate snow. If I want to go at an unsafe velocity through snow and ice, I will drive on the Northwest Tollway during a blizzard. At least then I’ll have heat.
3.) Draw with any degree of skill. Again, the aforementioned lack of coordination, this time combined with minor difficulties with spatial relations. I’ve tried–a lot–but it’s just not something I’m good at.
As another recovering addict, I’ve been wondering about the same thing. Legal drugs can be addictive as anything illegal and are just as easy to aquire.
One does one’s best.
Um…okay, but I’d have to ask my wife first…
[sup]For ITR champion[/sup]
I will never:
- Own, fire, or even touch a 1920’s Style Death Ray
- Use an 18"DHIBJD
- Say hello to Opal.
- Do hardcore drugs. I really don’t think I’ll ever try anything other than booze.
- Get in a BDSM relationship. Not IRL at least.
and - Wear Capris. I HATE them!!! Augh!!!
1)Wear a poncho. They’re just UGLY.
2)Sleep with someone other then my SO
3)Try anything illegal harder then pot.
I’ll never…
- Rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
- Go swimming in a baseball pool.
- Go fishing in a watermelon patch.