- Change my name to Bruce
- Win an Olympic gold medal for synchronised swimming
- Try to smuggle two monkeys on to a plane
i can’t think of a single drug worse than alcohol, as far as consequences are concerned…
/was wondering the same thing
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Have a child. I find the overabundance of horrible parents everywhere I go an abomination, and no way in hell am I becoming one.
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Turn into one of those super-hardcore video game fanatics, especially re. the really big titles, like Halo. I’ve seen some of their discussions, and these folks have long ago crossed the line from “no life” to “criminally insane”.
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Dial a 900 or 976 number. Look, guys…it’s a complete ripoff. There’s nothing from any of these numbers that can’t be had for much cheaper. Having an interest in sex talk or the latest gambling lines doesn’t make you a loser; shelling out $3.50 a freakin’ minute for it does.
- Go out on the pull (I’ve got a man at home).
- Have any child of irishfella naturally…he has an abnormally large head.
- Mixing red wine and tequila again…it’s not pretty.
I will never
- Kill someone (on purpose, anyway)
- Become an evangelical Christian
- Move to Congo
I’m glad there are still some rational people in this world. Alcohol, IMO, is one of the worst drugs known to humans and many prescription drugs are just as bad. The “illegal” ones, for the most part, are the safe ones in comparison to alcohol and 'scripts.
I think it will still be a while until people stop listening to propaganda. They’ve been feeding it to us for many years now, most people just go along with it. :rolleyes:
Damn! All the good Grease wannabes are already taken. Well then, can I borrow your Pink Lady jacket? They’re so hip and shiny and PINK!
