It’s audio from classic 1970s commercials. Sounds lame, yes, but it’s amazing how much crap suddenly comes back after all these years.
Susan Anton’s “perfect sleeper”
lowenbrau’s “here’s to good friends”
garanimals!
http://www.rt66.com/dthomas/70s/adulttv/adulttv.html
Younger dopers are invited to listen, but refrain from mocking, altho we deserve it.
Susan Anton’s “Perfect Sleeper?” I thought that was Joey Heatherton . . .
Looked through them all before coming back to the first listed:
“I’d like to teach the world to sing in corporate harmony…”
I can still visualise those dreadful hairstyles on the hillside all too vividly…what were people thinking.
My fiancee is convinced that they should bring back garanimals for adults. She feels this way because I apparently have NO idea what matches. It would be much easier for her to say “NO, You cannot wear monkey with giraffe!” Who knows, maybe it will happen. After all they are bringing back underoos for adults.
What! No Enjoule (sp?)? “I can bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan. And never, never, ever let you forget your a man.”
Check out the quiz at the end…talk about flashbacks.
snif I feel so old 
Robin
Really?!?!?! :eek:
Where can I buy some!?!?!?!
I actually saw it here http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=49465 so it’s not confirmed. Sorry
Rats, I was hoping to find the Smokin’ Joe Frazier Miller Lite song.
“When you order a beer, be like Smokin’ Joe, get Lite beer from Miller, say no mo’…”
Am I the only one old enough to remember Lainie Kazan for Aqua Velva? Barbara Feldon rolling around on a tiger-skin rug for some damn after-shave or another? Bert Lahr resisting Lay’s Potato Chips? Betty Grable bragging about how young Geritol kept her? “I want my Maypo?”
40+ guy checking in. Weren’t the Maypo commericals in cartoon? And i do remember Lainie Kazan on the Aqua Velva commericlas. I always thought she was a real babe.
And didn’t Jack Lalaine due Geritol ads as well? Or was he shucking One-A-Day vitamins?
Yup. The latest issue of Maxim showed that Batman and Superman guy’s Underoos are on the way. A 'Net search showed they’re not available yet, but I’ll sure as hell buy a pair or two. (Personally, I’m lobbying for Spiderman.) I have vivid fond recollections of running around the house dressed like Superman… well, kinda. 
(As for ladie’s Underoos… status unknown, the article said nothing about them. I’m betting Wonder Woman’ll be one of the first, though.)
How, How could they have forgotten the fabulous Rula Lenska?
Is there no justice in this world?