Not James Franco. Cyclops.
(Although she did have a three-way once with James Franco and James Franco’s pillow).
Criss is James Marsden. And I know we’re supposed to be happy for Liz, but he may be the most boring character on the show, so that kind of takes the fun out of it. And I meant to add that Ryan Lochte was funny here. I loved Alec Baldwin’s reading of his email address: “Ryan Lochte spelled wrong at USA Swim Team dot com.”