Normal.
Then again, that may just be me.
“Twacked”
Pabst Smeared.
Talking to Ralph on the big white telephone.
Snoggered
In your cups
Gone all oft gangley
Lacquered
Rat arsed
Blathered
A bit on
A couple of chapters into the novel
A public mess
A weeble (you know, they wobble but they don’t fall down)
About gone
About right
Afflicted
Afloat
Alcoholized
Alcoholled
Alkied-up
All gone
All gowed up
Ambushed
Annihilated
At peace with the floor
Backwards
Banged up on sauce (England)
Bassackwards
Beerified
Behind the cork
Beligerant
Belted
Bent
Besoffen (German)
Besotted
Bezopen (Flemish)
Bibacious
Blackout Drive (GI term)
Bladdered
Blasted
Bleary Eyed
Blitzed
Blitzkrieged
Blobbin’
Blotto (Ireland)
Blowin’ a 2
Blowin’ beer bubbles
Blown-away
Boiled
Bolloxed (Ireland)
Bombarded
Bombed
Boozed-up
Borracho (Spanish)
Brahms and List (pissed cockney ryming slang east London)
Brandy-faced
Broken
Buckled (Ireland)
Bull-dozed
Bullet (Tennessee)
Butt wasted
Buzzed
Can’t see a hole in a ladder
Canceled
Caught the Irish flu
Chemically enhanced
Chemically imbalanced
Cockeyed
Cognacked
Comblasted
Comblinded
Corked-up
Count Drunkula
Cracked
Cranked
Crocked
Crushed
Cued up
Dead to the world
Derailed
Disorderly
Dizzy as a coot
Down the creek
Drita (Norwegian)
Driving home ‘cause I can’t fucking walk
Drucking Funk
Drunk as a skunk
Drunkity drunk
Drunky drunk
Embalmed
Envergado (Honduran)
Fears no man
Feeling Irish
Feeling no pain
Fermented
Fired-up
Flambéd
Floatin’
Floored
Flutered (Ireland)
Fractured
Frayed
Fried
Fubar
Fucked up
Fully kroizoned
Furschnickered
Gansado (Portuguese)
Gassed
Gassosa (Italian)
Gilded
Ginned-up
Glazed
Goggled
Gone
Gone Borneo
Gonzo
Good to go
Greased
Had tutu (two too) many
Half-cocked
Half-cut (Ireland)
Half-gone
Hammered
Happy
Has a package on
Has a perma smile
Hooched-up
Horizontal
How-came-you-so?
Hummin’
Humored
Hurting a turtle
Imbibed
Impaired
In a ditch
In rare form
In the ozone
In the gutter
Inebriated
Influenced
Intoxed
Intoxicated
Invincible
Jacked
Jazzed
Jazzed-up
Jiggered
JD’d to the max
Juiced
Just south of bejesus
K.O.‘d
Keilazarus (Holland)
Keyed
La Femme Drunkita
Lazarus (Holland)
Leaked
Leanin’
Leg-less
Licked
Liquored up
Lit
Lit up
Langered (Ireland)
Loaded
Locked (Ireland)
Logged (Canadian, eh)
Looking like “Weekend At Bernie’s”
Looped
Lubed up
Lubricated
Lushed
Lushed-up
Mareado (Spanish)
Marinated
Massacred
Merry (Ireland: drunk but can still walk)
Messed up
Mingin’(Scotland)
Not so Farfrompuken
Off of his trolley
Off ya face (Australia)
Off ya nut (Australia)
Ossified (Ireland)
Out of his mind
Out of his tree (Australia)
Out of it
Paralatic (Ireland)
Pealaid (S. Louisiana)
Pickled
Pie eyed
Pissed
Pissed as a fart
Pissed as a newt
Pissed out his face
Pissin’
Plastered
Plowed over
Poegaai (South Africa)
Poisoned
Polluted
Possessed
Put one on
Quaffed
Rat-arsed (London)
Redirected
Reekin’ (Scottish)
Ripped
Roaring (Ireland)
Rocked
Rooked
Roped
Ruined
Rummed-up
Saturated
Sauced
Schlonkered
Schnockered
Schtumphy
Schwacked
Screwed
Scuppered
Seasoned
Seeing triple
Shellacked
Shickered (Australia)
Shit faced
Shithoused
Silly
Slambasted
Slammed
Slappin’ happy
Slickered
Slobbered
Sloppy
Sloshed
Slozzled
Smashed
Smoked
Smuckered
Smurfed Up
Snockered
So lit you could read by him
So wet he ripples
Soaked
Sodden
Sotally Tober
Sotted
Soused
Sozzled
Spanked
Squashed
Squiffy
Stewed
Stinko
Stinky
Stocious (Ireland)
Stonato (Italian)
Stoned
Stooped
Strontzat (Flemish)
Stuk in men Kloten (Flemish)
Stupid
Stupified
Tanglefooted
Tanked
Tanked-up
Tatered
Tepo (Spanish)
Three sheets to the wind
Throwed off
Tied one on
Tipped
Tipsey
To’ up from the flo’ up
Toasted
Topped off
Torqued
Totalled
Toxed
Toxic
Trashed
Trollied
Trounced
Tuned up
Tweeked
Umbriacco (Italian)
Under the influence
Under the table
Unk-dray
Unsober
Vulcanized
Wasted
Wearing a wobbly boot (Australia)
Well oiled
Well-bottled
Wet
Whiskey-frisky
Whiskeyfied
Wicked retarded (Boston)
Wired-up
Wobbly
Wrecked
Ziced
Zipped
Zonked
Nice one PuRpLe PrIdE. You got more Irish ones than 5 Irish people(including myself) got when ruadh asked us. We were rotten though 
Also add ctfaced and geyed(I don’t like these at all but you did ask.)
Thanks yojimbo…I’m not Irish! hehe
Nice lists of ones you made. HAHA
Re: synonyms in other languages: in Italian, the word for “drunk” is “ubriaco” (oo-bree-AH-ko). In the Florentine dialect, the hard “c” is aspirated as an “h,” and the initial “u” is often dropped.
“Home honey I’m Hi…”
“Occifer take me drunk I’m home”
In his book Words, Paul Dickson lists 2,231 synonyms for drink “without resorting to” changes in syntax or "one-liners starting with the phrase “He’s so drunk that”…
Have you consulted this?
Odd coincidences, Pipeliner! I was reading this while lurking at work and recalled a long-ago independent study on slang. I’d read about the Aztec “rabbit scale”, too. Maybe they used rabbits because pink elephants weren’t native to Mexico? <g>
From that same paper, a Quaker euphmism for drunk: tired. Gentle, tolerant folks.
Veb