Shit-faced
Hammered 
You and your drinking buddies have a favorite. Care to share?
Snockered. In the bag. Polluted.
Three sheets to the wind
God’s own drunk
Wrecked.
Wasted.
Blotto.
Pie-eyed.
Falling down, knee-crawling, shit-kicking drunk.
feeling no pain
tipsy
dee-runk
sloppy
Pissed, sloshed, cross-eyed, K.O.ed…
Lip dancing.
Faced
Pissed
And I have to second God’s Own Drunk!
All fuckered up.
Toasted.
A little bit drunked.
Toasty.
Three-and-a-half-sheets to the wind.
Dang fu’kd up.
Teeth are numb.
Being a Trog.
Doin’ the North Dakota shuffle.
Tripler
Oh, and my fav: “Likkered up”
Blue
as in ‘Ich bin Blau’
Picked up from my German drinking buddies.
Still don’t really get what it means, but it’s a favorite.
One word: Gone.
Brendon Small
Hammered
One I like from across the pond, “He was drinking for England”.
Blitzed.
Wasted.
From my Mom: Drunker than a Lord.
Bezaftig. I’m sure this isn’t the correct German(I’m American). Long story. I’ll try to make it short.
Sitting in an underground, afterhours bar somewhere in Germany. 3AM. On the next bar stool is Harry Muller(German). He’s been everywhere in the world. We talk. I’m ready to fall off my stool. I asked him what “shit-faced” is in German–he says something which I’ve always repeated as “bezaftig.” After he told me, I repeated it, probably a bit too loud. He cautioned me to hold it down. Not too polite, I gathered.
My favorite, from Joyce’s Ulysses: “Drunk as a boiled owl.”
Hide the wife and grease the cats ass. It’s party time.
Glad to hear from you my friend.
Shipwrecked.
Trashed.
Plastered.
And I’ll second sloppy, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, sloshed, sloppy, and pissed.
Me!
[sub]I’ve never posted drunk before! Wheeee![/sub]
Smashed.
Drunk as a skunk.
Drunk as a bandicoot.
Drunker than a very drunk thing.
And at the other end of the scale:
Cheerful.