I love hearing terms like:
“spitting drunk”, “walking in an earthquake”, “sauced, hosed, slammed, etc…”
what are your best euphemisms?
“Shit-faced” or “commode-hugging drunk.”
Knackered.
Blotto
In Korea, we just say died. Really. We say, “I drank so much last night I died.” Makes sense I say. The next morning finds us looking like very must like the undead.
My personal favorite expression is “plastered.”
There’s plenty round there parts, but I love my friend’s aunt who would talk about people being “animated”. In other words, they were absolutely legless.
Stinko
Shit-face bombed
Cross-eyed
All fucked up
Couldn’t find his ass with both hands
Three sheets to the wind (I am Sam Hat/On: “what does that MEAN???” /I am Sam Hat)
In case you aren’t joking…
Faced.
“Ossified”.
Don’t thank me, thank P. G. Wodehouse
I like “Polluted” and “Toxic”.
Pissed.
I didn’t know that! Thank you!
I like pissed too. But only because of all of the terms mentioned, pissed is the only one that I can actually innunciate when I’m pissed.
Blittered, short for obliterated.
All shot away.
In his own movie.
Buttered means your grip on the world is slippery but very tasty.
Hammered
I also use Dan Jenkin’s stages of drunkenness:
- Witty and Charming
- Rich and Powerful
- Benevolent
- Clairvoyant
- Fuck Dinner
- Patriotic
- Crank up the Enola Gay
- Witty and Charming, Part II
- Invisible
- Bulletproof
Bombed
blasted
blitzed
hammered
shit faced
fucked up
screwed up
stoned
messed up
gone
ripped
layed out
liquored up
boozed up
…more, but that should do for now.
Pissed as a parrot.
Drucking funk.
Stotious (STO-shuss)
Hog-whimpering
Tired and emotional (used of a third party)