Ready to ride the hallway (you know, like when it moves more than a Disneyland ride)
Might just be an inside joke between me and my friends.
My brother and I are fond of:
“durnk”, from an obvious typo (we keep in touch through IRC)
“edited for television”. We use that one for other… states as well.
And, since finals are over, “Normal” comes to mind for a few weeks…
Hanging onto the floor.
Tris
plowed
crocked
shitfaced
hitting the joy juice
Trollied…
Drunker thank a skunk
Plastered, wasted, smashed.
Feelin’ great!
if probably was besoffen, BTW
“Off on a drunk”
I knew a guy who always said “Boliviated”.
Feel free, too, to include your favorite term for “hangover”. 
Totally fucked
Hog-whimpering
Tired and emotional
Bladdered
Andronicus
Pissed as a rat
Zonked
Outta my skull
Totally bolloxed
Barf ready
Tanked
Written Off
Off one’s face
Wiped Slick
Shot in the ass
Fucker’n Hell
Happy.
As in, “My, but you’re happy”.
Loopded.
Gorked
Inebriated
Intoxilated
Pixelated
Fuuuucked Up
It tended to progress in stages when I was in college and usually spent Wednesday evening after my 7:00 p.m. class through Sunday evening in an increasing level of intoxication (youth - it is wasted on the young).
Cooled (early stages)
Buzzed (getting there)
Polluted (it is official - I’m drunk)
Wrecked (this could get ugly)
Paralytic (Is he still breathing?)
In one’s cup’s (an oldy but a goody.)
Shitty
Balls to the Wall
Fersnockered