Exactly where did that “metal frame” go when you fell back onto it?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm…latex…
Ok I must stop imagining CRorex in Latex…gloves. Yes. Gloves. That’s it.
What?
What!?!
It’s AstroGlide.
I only point this out to properly sing its praises, 'coz it’s the slipperiest stuff on earth … and can put you and/or your loved one in orbit.
Approaching planet TMI, so I’m gonna stop now.
Heh. Some folks don’t need it.
Sorry about the mishap CRorex.
Umm… it kinda involved a condom breaking at a really inoppertune time and the latex snapped and hit a REALLY sensitive area far harder than it should have.
I kept thinking, “Comeon, be a man and laugh it off” was highly ironic since I WAS proving right then that I was male and it’s very difficult to laugh while one’s scrotum is trying to retract into your chest.
Stephi: LOL 
Sorry I asked :o 
Yeah, there’s a reason why I waited 24 hrs before answering… I figured you’d have given up.
No way, we’re too fascinated by your injuries!
I don’t know how someone manages to hurt themselves with latex twice!
I mean, once I can understand, we’ve all had a “latex teddy and jello” incident, but come on!
What?
What!?!
Why are you all looking at me like that?
We’re waiting for you to put on the latex teddy and Jell-o.
Well?
:eek:
I will never be able to think about laxet gloves and by extension lab safety the same way again.
Kelly Preston = singed latex.