50 Most Loathesome People in America: 2006

From The Beast
A couple of choice bits include this on Ann Coulter:

This on Glenn beck:

And the entire section on “You.”

(For the righties in the crowd, the piece also contains entries on Nancy Pelosi, James Carville and Cindy Sheehan, so you won’t feel left out)

Hilarious! I loved the sentences they were condemned to. Some were absolutely wicked!

What? No Oprah?

Huge applause for #'s 38, 29, 16, & 1. The rest were expected.

checks list

sees El_Kabong is not on it, breathes sigh of relief

reads “You”

runs away, weeping uncontrollably

Foley comes in one spot before OJ? Wow. I loathe pedophiles, but murderers still rank higher.

An utterly, utterly bogus compendium!

No Bill Marr

No Keith Olbermannnnn

No lie-as-a-way-of-life and cheat-on-your-wife-for-decades Bill Clinton

No lie-as-a-way-of-life-and-to-win-the-next-election Hillary Clinton

No Michael Moore

No New York/LA Times

No Tyra-it’s-all-about-me-Banks

And the most glaring, hideous and obnoxious omission of all…that loud-mouthed, unthinking, uncaring, presumptious, arrogant and totally classless windbag: Rosie (Gag! What a misnomer!) O’'Donnell! I have despised that loathsome dipshit for years but my contempt for her really went off the scale when I heard her describing her response to Kelli’s parents during a time when they were trying to come to grips with the heretofore unknown fact that their daughter was gay and that O’Donnell wanted to live with her. They (and Kelli) were trying to come up with some way that O’Donnell and Kelli could spend time together without making it obvious that they were a couple, and Kelli’s parents suggested that perhaps O’Donnell could buy a house in the neighborhood so that to outward appearances they were only friends. Her response to this middle-age couple trying to find a way to their daughter’s homosexuality while at the same time trying to keep it from becoming world-famous? “But, I want to have sex with her!” In other words, “Fuck the fact that you just found out your daughter is gay, and fuck the fact that you’re troubled by it and you don’t want people to know about it, and fuck your status as the loving parents of this person sitting next to me here…I want to fuck her!..and I want to fuck her whenever I feel like it!..and your so-called solution won’t allow for that!”

Now I mean really…who the fuck around here would have the utter gall, insensitivity, stupidity, and mindless selfishness to say to the troubled parents of your loved one: “But, I want to have sex with her!” You don’t fucking talk that way to your lover’s parents, and you damn sure don’t do it when it’s obvious that they’re troubled by your relationship in the first place. Frankly, I’ve regarded Kelli herself with a certain amount of contempt ever since then for allowing O’Donnell to get away with talking to them like that in the first place.

And for the record, I didn’t read this in some gossip rag; it came from O’Donnell herself as she was bragging about it on 20/20 or Dateline or some such a couple of years ago.

Jesus is in America? Dude, you people’d better stop slacking.

I’m glad #35 is on the list, but dissapointed his buddy Bill Donohue isn’t.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Good link!

SA, the list was certified bullshit once I noticed they omitted my neighbors. If they can’t crack the top 50, the list is bunk.

And I think that Rosie is de facto a member of any list naming asshats. Including her is just being redundant as it seems to be a given. Even people I know that hate The Donald have mentioned how crass she is. That’s saying a lot.

Haha that shit was funny. Loved Mark Foley’s sentence.


Indeed. I really didn’t mean to get into such a rant, it just seemed to take on a life of its own once I got the ball rolling. My apologies for belaboring the obvious. :wink:

Why would he be on there?

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

Because he’s one of those damned conceited liberals who has the nerve to believe he can tell other people what to think, of course.

Well said, ETF.

Now with more verbiage? This is possible? :wink:

That list is funny. I like how the author makes fun of themselves after me. I mean “us”. How clever.

Well, the list has resident dittohead Starving Artist frothing at the mouth even more than usual, so you know before even opening the link that it must have some merit.

Yeah. And if they took off Pelosi, Carville and Sheehan, it would be perfect. :smiley: