What the Fuck is with Rose O'Donnell?

My girlfriend of many years insists on watching this horrid show. I’m in the other room working on the computer and listening to her once again try and sing.

What the HELL is her problem? Doesn’t she realize she couldn’t carry a note to save her life? It’s not only irritating but it gives me an immediate migrane. It’s not funny but she does this EVERY fucking show!!!

Probably because Rosie is completely out of her fucking mind. I expect her to become a PETA spokesperson any day now. I repeat, the bitch is nuts. :wink:

She knows she can’t sing…that’s what makes it so funny. Jesus… lighten up.

Rosie also took her show, which was pretty good the first season and a half, and transformed it from a light-hearted talk show into a “Everyone-must-lose-weight,-buy-my-left-over-crap-off-E-Bay,-be-nice-to-animals,-my-kids-are-so-fucking-cute,-it’s-sweeps-week-so-call-up-Penny-and Mary,-let’s-give-the-audience-enough-crap-that-they’ll-need-a-U-Haul-to-get-home,-please-feel-sorry-for-these-underpriviledged-kids,-and-oh,-by-the-way-my-Mom-died-when-i-was-a-kid-and-my-favorite-memory-of-her-is-when-she’d-take-us-to-Broadway-shows” guilt-fest.

And her head’s too big.

Chief,

Yep, like I said - nuts.

Sheesh, Chief. You left out -you’re-not-responsible-enough-to-own-guns-you-better-turn-'em-all-into-the-gov’t-before-you-kill-someone-or-commit-suicide-with-it-

And you, UncleBeer, left out -unless-of-course-the-gun-is-for-my-benefit-in-which-case-it’s-OK.

GreenEyes

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She knows she can’t sing…that’s what makes it so funny. Jesus… lighten up.

So how the Hell do you explain her appearance in Grease? Just something funny for the audience? It’s a singing role for chrissake.

Had I paid big bucks to see a Broadway show I’d be pretty fuckin pissed to see her come out a try to hack out a song.

Funny? Pahleeze.

It’s an ego run amock by a woman full of shit.

Didn’t you hear? That all was nefarious plot by “The Gun Lobby” to make her look bad.

No doubt they are in league the Illuminati and the Greys (which of course includes the secret Nazi enclave in Anarctica).

What a putzette.

I saw the show once and, as soon as I heard her say "cutey-patooty (?S?), I vowed to never watch it again. What baffles me is that they actually LET her wear that outfit in “Exit to Eden”…I mean, c’mon!!

I was going to say:
“I wish she’d suck my dick just so she’d shut the fuck up for 10 minutes.”

But then I thought how trollish that sounded so instead I’ll say:
“I wonder which will have more of an effect on her kids, not having a gun in the house or not having a father in the house?”

Just curious.

Heh, here’s an article from last week’s issue of The National Review about this megalomaniac.

But I suspect somehow it is a very glowing article, especially with a headline like “Hollywood’s Hardest Working Single Mom.”

Gosh, it makes ya wanna gush. . . .

Or at least blow chunks.

Rosie the Hypocrite

I just think it’s hilarious that a whopping 8% of all these voters think she’s a hero. Give me a break!

I know what the Rosie hypocrite/hero vote you linked to has 92% of voter calling her a hypocrite. I received an e-mail newsletter from the NRA just last week asking all of us members to go there and vote.

Hey! Watch with the names!
:wink:
Zette

The people magazine article was a total fluff piece. They even airbrushed the photos so she appears to have only one chin.

Yeah, Roosevelt’s Mt. Rushmore chin.

Hey, there’s only so much you can do…

This thread is a little wide, no?

Does anybody have a transcript, or detailed description of the conversation that she had with Selleck? I’ve seen a couple descriptions, and they don’t jibe.

Rosie/Tom Selleck Transcript

Note that, while I found the above on a Rosie fan page, that I am emphatically NOT a fan of hers.