OK everyone, just had to do this,
natcho’s and dips on the left for the ladies, hookers through the door at the back, for the gents… have fun…
I’ll have on Murphy’s Irish Stout and a hooker please.
Congrats, Johnny boy! Keep up the good work 
::running through the door in back::
haveagoodoneI’vegotthingstodo!
Congrats, John. I’ll just have some nachos, thanks…
What? All we get are lousy natchos and dip? Where’s my beer? Cheap bastard! I’m outta here! 
P.S. Congrats anyway.
ok, Potin and beer for the ladies aswell, the guys can bring their own beer
::pokes head in:: hmmm…no one is in the room with the nachos. And as God is my witness, I ain’t going to the back room. “HAPPY 500TH, JOHN!” ::scurries away::