If it contains beans, it’s not authentic prosbochka.
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I think that’s something about plonning beeg trobble for Moose and Squirrel.
But I could be wrong.
What about beets? Where do we stand on beets? Sour cream?
It comes from one of Yakov Smirnoff’s runnng gags in the 80s, although he always just said “Russia”, as in “In America, there’s plenty of light beer and you always find a party. In Russia, Party will always find you.” Of course, now that there is no more Soviet Russia the jokes are kind of dated.
You don’t stand on beets and sour cream, silly. You eat them.
Hooray! I think I love you.
Doesn’t he get points for honesty?
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In your prosbochka? Ewwwww!
Эй, ребята! Что здесь происходит?
I thought was Deathpool Mistress Baker
здесь народ на инглише общается, а так обычный форум.
Bill the Cat?
Huh. OP joined nearly two years ago and only posted now?
Sleeper spam!
Ya know, if you are going to post spoilers for Homeland, the least you could do would be to used encryption software.
Why bother? Those shiftless bastards will never pay it.
мы работаем только на заводе-изготовителе 
Emergency! Everybody to get from street! Emergency!
(Don’t tell them anything! He hasn’t even tortured you yet!)