To coincide with the release of The Simpsons movie, five 7-11 stores to be converted to Kwik-E-Marts. Woo Hoo! They’re even going to rebrand a few items and offer such things as squishees, etc.
What a great idea. The deal isn’t done yet… but that’d be pretty cool.
I hope they’ll have creamed eels and Colonel Kwik-E-Marts Kentucky Bourbon.
I hope this change doesn’t bring the sales up so much that employees will have to work without breaks. I wouldn’t want the cashiers thinking they were some sort of hummingbird.
Also, if they open one of these in Ohio, will it be called the Stop-O-Mart?
But where will the find someone from India to work there?
This would be a very cool promotion. I imagine the 11 stores would benefit tremendously from the campaign.
Jim
So many questions! Will Frostillicus be there? Can I ask about their fried pickles? Will they get James Woods to work at one of them? Can I use their bathroom, flip through their magazines, rearrange their carefully shelved items and handle their food products in an unsanitary manner? Will I be able to open the non-alcoholic beer freezer and walk upstairs to a secret garden with Paul McCartney?
Since I’ve never watched The Simpsons in my life (don’t throw rocks) , I had no idea what the name meant.
I applaud you, Caridwen on taking the first step, which is admitting you have a problem…
Will James Woods be working at any of them?
Nitpick: Pakistan
No, Apu is from India. He graduated from Cal[cutta] Tech. Which isn’t nearly as funny as his graduate work at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology. 
And he was first in his graduating class of 7 million.
Not if they’re in Pennsylvania.
What was their rally cry? “GO S.H.I.T.?”
*dnr
Or Oregon.
Now they just have to get some McDonald’s to call themselves Krusty Burgers.
I think it’d be pretty cool if they pulled off a Kwik-E-Mart in all the Springfields across the US.
Oh, Krusty Burgers and McDonald’s are hardly the same thing. You can get a Krusty Partially Gelatinous Gum-Based Beverage at McDonald’s, but you know what they call it? A shake. I mean, you hardly know what you’re getting!
Will all the cashiers have to say “Thank you, come again” in an Apuish voice
:eek: