78th Oscars Thread (unboxed spoilers)

OK this is confusing me. They made a big deal about using the word “bitch” and I guess they decided not to, cause they changed the line to

“…a whole lot of witches talking shit”

Didn’t they kind of miss the point?

Huh. It just won. Awesome. Intersting camera angle – I wonder if they are wearing something bizarre.

“Dreidel-off!”

Okay, that was definitely Colbert.

Paid for by Wylie Steitman’s Mom :smiley:

He was right, though–they were so happy to be up there! Them and the Penguin guys (they don’t count, French).

I’m loving Steven Colbert’s narration of the Swift-Boat parodies.

Is Jennifer Garner pregnant? She looks considerably more zaftig than in, say, Daredevil

Is Jennifer Garner pregnant?

That was my thinking.

It sounded a lot better in the movie.

I believe she is with spawn of Affleck. Bennifer II fetus?

I thought she already gave birth… a girl, right?

Not anymore, she had her son a couple of months ago. But–just like an ordinary woman–she hasn’t taken off all the weight yet.

Aha, the ever-popular ‘Bring Out Yer Dead’ montage!

I’ll bet Pryor gets the most applauase

No, Dead People!

I love 'em. Not sure about the choices for the “epics” though. Back to the Future?

And yeah, they can stop pimping “the theater experience.”

I can’t believe Shelley Winters didn’t get more applause, or that there wasn’t a standing ovation.

Sounded to me like “Mr Myiagi” got the most applause.

Also, seems people like Don Knotts and Dennis Weaver were too late in their deaths to be inlcuded.

Yeah, Violet Affleck, which sounds like a disease to me. Anyone notice she almost fell on her face? Like a normal woman, she can’t walk in those shoes.

Well, that’s weird. They repackaged Tab and spun it off as a women’s energy drink.

Not that I’m morbid, but I always like to see that final tribute to those that have “passed on”.
Nice closing sequence with Richrd Pryor giving a final farewell.