What can I say? I’m of Irish descent, and I grew up in Wisconsin. I come by my drinking honestly. 
What happened. Did you get up late, or something?
Or, I was just fantasizing about a lunchtime brewski. It would be a bad, bad, bad thing to do.
#60 resurrect a thread because you’re at work and don’t want to start a new PITA project.
#61 Try to revive invasion and conquest of your neighbors as perfectly legitimate politics.
- My next door neighbors’ lights are still up and lit. This includes a 9-ft. inflatable Santa, snowman, elves, reindeer, 8-foot candy canes lining the driveway, and a gazillion lights all over the house. All of this is in addition to the full-size peace flag, BLM sign and other miscellaneous signs.
#63-imagine how fun it would be to shoot candy cane inflatables with an air rifle.
don’t really do it @panache45 
#64 Get your coworkers to eat lost beans, drink lots of beer, kneel naked on oiled office chairs, and have a fart race.
Shooting out the old-fashioned bulbs on a light string was even more fun… not that I ever did it, of course. I DID, however, keep the old bulbs that burned out from our own Christmas decorations and used them as targets at the unofficial shooting range in an old clay pit. It was much more satisfying than poking holes in a paper target, and you knew immediately when you hit one.
-“BB”-
I used to save florescent bulbs and shoot them, you get a nice powdery explosion that is quite satisfying
#65: Use old tube-shaped fluorescent light bulbs to have lightsaber duels.
(Yes, this is a bad, bad, bad idea. Trust me on this. )