No, the text version just doesn’t get the emotion across. You have to hear the inflections in the speaker’s voice.
One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.
Thufferin:
Nope. It’s the real thing. Somebody told me that they have another couple of numbers floating around with different messages. I’ll try to track them down for you.
Here’s the AP story, republished at Yahoo. ["]http://biz.yahoo.com/apf/990928/smokin_lov_1.html](http://biz.yahoo.com/apf/990928/smokin_lov_1.html[/url)
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Of course they’re desperate to get their name out there - anti-smoking zeallots like them made it so their own 800 number is about the only way to advertise their legal wares!
Anti-smokers have NO sense of humor…
I even heard about this on the radio (93 XRT for Chicago folk) this morning (after I was lurking here last night) - the station mentioned it quickly and then played part of the recorded message.
I think it’s genius.
Where are we going?
And why am I in this handbasket?
Well I’ll be darned; I stand corrected. Just my skeptical nature, I guess. 
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
They love me, they really love me! But those other companies are just jealous bitches :).