Satan's Funny Telephone Greeting

[Markxxx]

Seems like a year or two ago the poster Satan posted a telephone number and if you called it, it said something like at such and such a company (maybe a beer company) we care and love you or something like that.

I can’t find the thread. Does anyone else recall it?

Apologies if it wasn’t Satan who posted it.

[Ringo]

It was Satan, here:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=13441

The number, (800) 578-7453, no longer has the tobacco company’s humorous spiel.

Here’s another, Finally, a company with a sense of humour. I haven’t tried that one.