83-year-old Attempts Citizen Arrest of Ted Cruz for Being an Arrogant Prick
Alas, it’s not illegal to be an arrogant prick.
Ma’am you’re being charged with Asserting the Truth in Front of the Media, and Having Some Common Sense.
…unless Proposition 304 passes, and we all pray it will.
As a Progressive, I must accept that Free Speech includes the right to be an anus, and to spew the sort of things that come out of anuses.
But it was a nice gesture on Ida Stanley’s part. (Hm… ‘Stanley’… Where have I heard that name in connection with Obama? 
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Oh, how I wish this story were true.
What about the Mopery charge?
:smack:
OK. Got me.
Too funny, and he is so afraid of her that he took out a restraining order? LOL
How big of an asshole is Ted Cruz that a Canadian satirical website decides to take the piss out of him.
Well, he is Canadian…
Please accept our apologies.
Isn’t Alberta like the Texas of Canada?
Please accept him back; then we’ll see about accepting any “apologies.”
The skiing is better.
Not any more:
We can’t; he’d be an illegal immigrant.
Alberta has better relations with the US.
Is this a known spoof site? Because I totally bought it.
Apparently it is. And I fell for it too.
I don’t go looking for it, but I was
vaguely aware of it. I think this may be the second time it’s fooled someone on the SDMB.
“The Lapin” may be a bit if a clue. It means “The Rabbit”, which is an unusual name for a straight news site. But it’s French so it sounds sophisticated. 