Ted Cruz, the Calgary-born Senator from Texas, looks like an alien to me. I don’t know what’s wrong with that man’s face, but he doesn’t look right to me. I’m not saying he’s an extraterrestrial, but he’s been hit with some kind of ugly stick. Maybe I’m just biased against “Native American” features or something.
I looked on Wikipedia, and it says his mother was a US citizen and his father was not when Mr Cruz was born–in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. Now as much as Albertans want to be Yankee-Gringo-Amurricans, they are not. They are subjects of the Canadian monarch, not free citizens of a free republic.
And even Mr Cruz admits that his father was a foreign national, a cubano, a Castro supporter who got fed up with the revolution and decided to make a break for the mainland for his own economic gain. Clearly this man inculcated some real pro-social values in Rafael Edward Cruz: caution, reflection, loyalty, humility, dedication–nope, wait, never mind. I guess it’s possible that papá Rafael Cruz regretted his youth and taught young Ted not to be a reckless revolutionary and/or self-serving hypocrite. Doesn’t look like it from here, though.
So Cruz’s claims to being a “natural-born citizen” hinge on his mother, Eleanor Darragh, an Irish-American from Wilmington, Delaware.
Hold up! Delaware, as we know,* probably does not exist,* and if it does exist, is known for harboring various corporations that want to avoid taxation.
Now, clearly, if Ted Cruz had a mother, she was from somewhere. But isn’t this convenient? A mother from obscure, out-of-the-way Delaware, a father from Cuba who apparently has no friends left there…all of this adds up to one thing: COVER STORY.
Ted Cruz is an alien. A foreign national at least. Did he even *have *parents, or was he grown in a lab? Grown in a lab to subvert the USA for the nefarious ends of whom? Steve Harper? Extraterrestrials? “Delaware”?
And this guy gets into the Senate, and in his first year, never having served in Congress before, subverts the leadership of the majority party in the House. What? Now, that’s partly due to the term-limits culture and its contempt for seniority. Freshmen leading freshmen off the cliff.
But what’s truly terrifying is that a defective clone from Canada, created to subvert the republic for the sake of an unholy alliance of petroleum interests and, say, extraterrestrial lizardmen, could enter that system, and exploit it to destroy the USA in a single year, before melting back into a puddle of goo. I’m not saying that’s what Ted Cruz is. I’m just saying he could be, and if he were, he could undermine Congress just as easily.
