“The problem with internet quotes is that you cant always depend on their accuracy”
-Abraham Lincoln
I don’t know if this has been pointed out yet but he resembles Grampa Munster to me.
A young Grampa Munster. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110509093126/doblaje/es/images/1/1b/Al_Lewis.jpg
Now, c’mon folks. Ted Cruz is a United States Senator. It’s unfair to suggest that he’s an alien without proof.
Still, if he wants to clear up these troubling questions about his national and/or planetary origins, I don’t see why he can’t provide–via registered and certified mail–a notarized copy of his Extra-Super-Duper-Long-Form Birth Certificate and a full genome sequence to every single American voter. Why hasn’t Ted Cruz sent a registered and certified letter containing a notarized copy of his Extra-Super-Duper-Long-Form Birth Certificate and his full genome sequence to every single American voter? He could clear up this whole controversy just like that!
So why hasn’t he done that? I’m Just Asking Questions here; I mean, I’m not trying to insinuate anything or anything like that.
Wait, we’re now pitting people because they are ugly? Did I log into the snackpit by mistake?
his inner-ugly shines through
I don’t see it. He looks pretty normal to me.
He looks like the lovechild of Bill Murray and Piers Morgan to me (Piers supplied the smarmy).
I know that corporations like to fuck everyone, but geesh…
Did we ever get the full story about that girl he allegedly attacked? Wasn’t there some mention of an ovipositor?
Wait, what?!
:mad:
We can handle the Cuban thing.
We can even handle the Canuckistani thing.
But we don’t want the Irish!
After JFK and Reagan, we’ve had a bellyful!
Nonsense. Alcibiades was sexy.
Cuban, Canadiastan, Irish? Fine. But Delaware? Not a real state, people. Come on!
it wouldn’t be the first time nonhumans have posed as government officials.
I’m not quite old enough to confirm that. Dolly Madison, well that woman sure had some cupcakes.
The alien story is just a ruse. He was created out of foetus parts in one of Obama’s abortuaries and carefully groomed by ACORN with illegally diverted federal funds with the objective to create a politician who would make Republicans to look bad. He was hatched fully formed out of a chrysalis pod in 2010, the same year ACORN folded up shop (coincidence – I think not), and thus has no American birth certificate.
We should demand to see his certificate of egg sac birth.
There are some good pictures of Ted here.
I was going to mention that he resembled Joe McCarthy, in physical likeness and in assholishness, but I was beaten to the punch. Is he alien? I don’t know, but his values, if you can call them that, are un-American.
I dunno about sexy, but Alcibiades was at least an asshole with style.
Well, his contemporaries thought he was sexy, anyway, and he believed them. In Plato’s Symposion, a drunk Alcibiades crashes the party and recounts an episode where, to his lingering astonishment, Socrates passed up an opportunity to take sexual advantage of him.
Utter nonsense.
Everyone knows that means nothing. We need to see the original Parchment of Decanting.