Would you wear sleeves if you had guns like those? Answer: You would not!
DDL for Best Speech!
Jack Nicholson and Michelle Obama - not a pair you see everyday, is it?
And the winner is:
Argo
Argo
Affleck to Academy: Argo fuck yourself!
You’ve been waiting all night to use that, haven’t you?
Holy crap. Michelle opens the envelope.
And…OK, everyone already did the ‘Argo fuck yourself’ joke. Hah.
Good for Argo. 
Argo… Rhymes with Fargo. Easy prediction!
So, how long before we get the conspiracy theories that Argo didn’t actually win because Obama?
Damn you Mahaloth!
Great line! “The three sexiest producers alive.”
It’s an Argo beardfest on that stage! Affleck, Clooney, and … the other producer guy.
And Cranston! Love Bryan Cranston.
Argo won 3 Oscars. When was the last time a Best Picture won so few awards?
Well, that’s good. The only one of the 9 movies I actually saw.
Me and about a zillion writers. 
The Argo crowd looks a little unsteady on their feet.
Hey, there’s Walter White!
(Where’s John Goodman?)
Argo won 3 awards. Is that the least for a best picture ever.
Plus Affleck seems really drunk. What were they serving at the pre show drinks?
Damn, those Boston kids sure can talk fast!