Ooh, a dilute calico (or tortoiseshell) - like my Feather (except yours looks like a long-hair - I can’t imagine Feather as a long hair, as she is the sheddiest cat alive now).
How did my Conspiracy Theory Discussion (CTD) become a Discussion of the Most Loathesome Creatures on Earth (DMLCE)? Don’t you people have threads for this sort of thing?
-Crispin Glover made mention of his “late cousin Cecil Adams” in a 2006 Vanity Fair interview.
The US Mint has scheduled a special-edition (Cecil-edition?) dollar coin bearing the PM himself, for 2008. Note: no living persons may be portayed.
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-Crispin Glover made mention of his “late cousin Cecil Adams” in a 2006 Vanity Fair interview.
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Oops! Turns out it’s a different Cecil Adams. And this one’s not dead, just not very punctual.
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How did my Conspiracy Theory Discussion (CTD) become a Discussion of the **Most Loathesome Creatures on Earth ** (DMLCE)?
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Who mentioned lawyers? 
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-He hasn’t posted to the SDMB since Dec. 27, 2005
-Hasn’t shown up for our standing lunch date at Lula Cafe in almost three years
-There’s a large, oddly placed pile of snow on his front lawn.
-If you play Three Dog Night’s “Mama Told Me not to Come” backwards, you can distinctly hear the words “Satan says shop at Saks,” which really isn’t relevant, but right after that you can distinctly hear “Adams won’t live to see aught seven.”
-On deadline day, Zotti is often seen furiously typing with an Encyclopedia Britannica on his lap.
-Foul stench coming from his shed; worse than usual.
-Unidentified body floated up on beach in Australia last year wearing a T-Shirt that said “Perfect Master.” Plus, the corpse’s stomach was full of Circus Peanuts, which is (was) obviously Cecil’s favorite food. Corpse mysteriously disappeared from coroner’s office.
-Ignorance is at record highs in the U.S.
-Last activity on his Visa was in January 2006, when he purchased a one-way ticket to Nepal. One can only assume this had something to do the People’s Liberation Army announcing an end to their four-month truce with the Nepalese monarchy.
-Recent increase in use of guest columnist Pia Zadora.
-Netflix records show he’s had same copy of “Blues Brothers 2000” for over fourteen months now.
- Has not shown up at, or even RSVP’d for, my bi-annual New Years Eve Party EVER!
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Let’s not forget that a supposedly recent group photo with him placed him arbitrarily behind a desktop name thing which had psychedelic letters which seemed to say “I WAS.”
Also, a recent private e-mail on the subject of Paul McCartney and the WALRUS album – supposedly from him – contained a “typo” which could be interpreted that HE was “the walrus.”
Serious.
True Blue Jack
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My Ouija board just accused me of increasing ignorance.
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Death certificate for “Cecil Nobody” recently turned up at Joshua Tree.
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Slug Signorino, when a resident Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane, claimed to have suffocated Adams with Circus peanuts
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Religious right silent about Adams since bookburnings after publication of “The Straight Dope Third Book of Revelations” in 2004.
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Calorie content of sperm much changed since popularity of Atkins and South Beach
I figure he hasn’t posted simply because he forgot his password, and is too embarassed to ask a mod to reset it for him.
Aeschines predicted (correctly, I might ad), this board’s untimely demise, as a natural consequence of the Master’s disappeareance from this plane. (It’s only a couple of months early, of course, but ain’t it an amazing prediction?) 
He knows what you all are up to. You think if you post enough, he’ll feel compelled to post that he is so alive, so there.
What you’re forgetting is that Cecil never feels compelled to do anything (except Mrs. Adams, but I digress.) In fact, he’ll probably just dig his heels in and refuse to post about anything.
Either that, or he’s dead.
Happy Lendervedder, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Happy Lendervedder, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Happy Lendervedder, Cecil Adams is alive. He lives as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy…
OJ has pimped his newest book to publishers, “How I’d Kill Cecil, In My Own Words”.
Dion has released a new recording of his classic “Abraham, Martin & John” with a new verse added:
Has anybody here seen my old friend Cecil?
Can you tell me where he’s gone?
He freed a lot of people
But it seems the smart they die young.
I just looked around and he was gone.
Didn’t you love the things that he’d written?
Didn’t he try to stop the ignorance in you and me
So we’d be free.
I know that one day soon you’re going be ignorant.