99 things we love about 1993-era Pauly Shore

How do we love him? Let us count the ways.

  1. Says “grindage” when referring to food.

Don’t be harshing on my gig so hardcore, Cruster

(That’s nothing just in case it wasn’t clear.)

-Filled in on saxophone for the epic final six shows of Mr. Big’s European tour.

-His flowing, curly locks.

-Captured the public’s attention with that adorable bromance with Kato Kaelin.

-Spot-on weasel impression.

He really adores Lisa.

<chirp chirp chirp>

  1. Know someone who went to high school with him. Says, for good or bad, his personality really isn’t much of an act. :stuck_out_tongue:

1993 would basically be the end of his career, that’s a good quality I think.

  1. Made Stephen Baldwin look like Sir Laurence Olivier by comparison, in Bio-Dome.

You missed post #2

This.

-His toast always landed jelly-side up.

-Made us retroactively appreciate Yahoo Serious.