Sure both are crazy, but Madcap is crazy. Not only does Madcap win, but he takes about 3 dozen innocent citizens in the process.
Sure Madman has style, but let’s have some big-boy superheroes come to the rescue.
Next fight (to make **Silenus’ ** head assplode) Buffy vs. River Tam.
They both have mad skillz, but then they gaze deep into each others eyes, realize their GurlPower connection, lock lips and sink to the floor in a flurry of Sapphic abandon that would make Willow blush.
Then Buffy breaks River’s neck.
In a battle of the useless: Jimmy Olsen vs Wash
I should had added a “no hot oil or Jello” stipulation into my battle. You’re a dirty old man and everyone knows it.
I thought you would suggest Xander vs. Wash in a “Battles of the Quips” match. But in this one Wash pretends to be Jimmy’s ally, but turns on him with his sudden but inevitable betrayal.
Next match: Doomsday vs. Ultimate Hulk
Doomy takes it. Hulk is pretty massive, but the Ultimates took him down.
Doomsday stood up to the whole damn JL, which was a) bigger, and b) more highly powered.
Ultimate Hulk vs Animated The General (General Eiling, post ‘Patriot Act’.)
(Also…a cookie if you know why I’ve paired them off.)
I’m going to guess you paired them off because they were voiced by the same actor. Anyway, I’ll give this one to Brucie-Boy.
Black Canary & Huntress versus Black Widow and Elektra.
Nope. First, that’s not the case - Ultimate Hulk is voiced by Fred Tatasciori in the Ultimate Avengers movie, General Eiling, both pre- and post-transformation is done by JK Simmons. Second, I’m thinking of something a little more inherent to the two characters. Specifically, their origins. (Which differ from 616 Hulk and Comics General.)
It’s a tie, at best, likely a win for the Marvel girls.
Dinah and Elektra are both damn good fighters. Dinah might have the edge there, but not enough to make up for the edge Elektra has by being willing to kill, though.
Widow and Huntress, it’s a similar situation, if we assume Huntress is as she is now. If we assume pre-Birds Huntress, who was willing to kill, it’s mostly a matter of who can get the first shot.
On that note:
Birds of Prey, taken from early in Simone’s run, vs Daughters of the Dragon
Well they both used a variant super soldier serum…
The Daughters are cool but I think the Birds can take this one. Canary could definitely beat Coleen and I suspect that the Huntress could take down Misty. I doubt Oracle would come into play much in a straight up martial arts, crazy gun/crossbow fight.
Doc Sampson vs. the Scarecrow battling for a man about to throw himself off a high ledge; Doc trying to talk him down and Crane trying to scare him off.
Doc Samson really doesn’t have a great track record when it comes to being a therapist. I believe his last counseling session with She-Hulk ended with him getting punched into the next county. Crane wins.
TRIPLE THREAT SPECTACULAR
Sandman vs. Sandman (JSA) vs. Sandman (Morpheus)…on a beach, just for giggles.
Have a cookie!
Dr Crane in a walk. One good blast of Fear Gas and Doc is too distracted to keep the jumper from jumping - or is jumping off with him.
Or, if it’s Scarecrow as he’s presented in the current 'Tec arc, he gets the same effect without the gas.
Arcade vs Toyman in a race to kill Generic Hero #21 in an entertaining and childish way first.
Morpheus tries to pick up one of the women playing volleyball, then spends a month moping when he gets shot down.
Which Sandmen are the other two, though?
The Spidey villain and Wes Dodds?
The Kirby-created hero (and Sanford or Hall?) and Sand Hawkins?
Sandy and the villain? Wes and Sanford? Sanford and Hector? Sand and Wes?
If Sandy’s in, no matter which of the others he’s up against, whatever they’re doing, he wins, since he’s been the Kirby Sandman and Wes’s replacement, and he has the Spidey villain’s powers, plus some. Well…Wes could win if it was a purely intellectual challenge, or if they were comparing their relationships with women, but anything else…
My above challenge stands…
Phantom Lady wins. The Blonde Phantom spends an inordinate amount of time getting into her completely impractical opera-dress costume, and when she finally is ready to fight…trips over her own floor-length skirt. Phantom Lady has the benefit of wearing next to nothing, and thus has no such advantage. And anyway, she can turn invisible and clobber Blondie, who otherwise cannot see her.
Don’t know who either Madman or Madcap are, so can’t comment.
How about…
Dark Phoenix vs. Dark Willow?
the Justice Society of America vs. the Invaders?
the Doctor (any incarnation) vs. Mr. Spock?
The JSA (WW2 Era) has Wonder Woman, Superman (Golden Age/Earth 2/ Kal-L), Golden Age Green Lantern & the Spectre. The Invaders just cannot compete. JSA in a walk.
Spock is capable of engaging Ripped-Shirt Kirk™, who is fearsome indeed. The Doctor is wily, but so is Spock. Close, but the Vulcan takes the prize.
Since Bosda answered but didn’t provide a new character I’ll take this opportunity to introduce a new one.
Dr. Wily vs King Mob
Still outstanding:
Need to bring this baby back to life.
Dr. Wily, no doubt. If King Mob even gets lucky and defeats him once, then Dr. Wily will just come back next time with a bigger and badder robot knowing that he underestimated Mob earlier. I’m surprised you didn’t elect for Dr. Wily vs. Dr. Eggman.
Generic Hero #21 wakes up in a room he doesn’t recognize. He’s been captured by the dangerous duo and locked in funhouse designed by the two. Each has devised a number of traps and pitfalls, while they have each taken credit for designing half. The winner goes to whomever manages to our hero with their specific trap. The house is filled with trap doors, secret rooms, and deadly puzzles.
The outcome? Betrayl!
One of Arcades puzzle traps was not meant to kill the hero, but instead was designed as a secret entrance to the villains room where they’ve been observing the progress. The hero was an inside man, in cahoots with Arcade nearly the whole time. The Toyman was too involved in the game to notice. And now the hero is coming for him!
Next: Iron Man vs. Hawkman
Iron-Man has a suit chock-full of cutting edge high-tech weaponry that are activated by thought-command. Hawkman has an old-fashioned chainlink mace, one that could not possibly put a dent in the armor, let alone the force field that the armor can generate. Anyway, he wouldn’t even ge the chance - before Hawkman can even finish swinging that mace around, repulsor rays tear off his wings, and Katar plummets to the earth.
Iron-Man wins.
Next: Disassembled, bat-shit crazy Scarlet Witch vs. Dark Phoenix?
plus iron man has the baddest mustache of all time.
Wanda killed off some of her teammates. The Dark Phoenix laid waste to an entire planet. DP wins.
Now, the Black Canary vs. the Black Cat?
Black Cat once beat Sabretooth, who regularly goes toe-to-toe with Wolverine. (I put this in the same WTF category as Spiderman once punching out Firelord, but it happened).
Black Canary yells loud and is marrying a Robin Hood who would cheat on her with Black Cat given the chance.
The Penguin versus the Vulture
Vulture hovers at 500 feet, & drops rocks.
Vulture.
Conan The Barbarian vs The Punisher, Hand-To-Hand only–NO GUNS!